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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fetus 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[–] Aremel 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[–] kamenlady 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[–] Aremel 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Two fish swim into a wall.

One turns to the other and yells "Dam!"

[–] jordanlund 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What do you call a deer with one eye?

[–] Kintarian 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Call him any way you want, he can still hear you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.