Delphia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Delphia 13 points 23 hours ago

Dave is an absolutely world class comedian, but I believe (and I'm pretty sure most of Lemmy would agree) his personal politics are trash.

Bill Burr is also a world class comedian, but I like most of his personal politics.

The problem is that unlike writing, music and movies unless you are on stage doing a "character" your personal politics IS your act and its very hard to separate the art and the artist.

[–] Delphia 2 points 1 day ago

Have a look at the Nismo Leaf, its only a set of wheels and lowering springs off being cool.

[–] Delphia 27 points 1 day ago

Please use blanks and ear protection for safety.

[–] Delphia 2 points 1 day ago

Terry!

I love this guys shorts.

[–] Delphia 6 points 1 day ago

"Work just hard enough that your family dont chuck the lazy bastard in a cardboard box in an unmarked hole."

My dad (who I do love BUT) has been a lazy self absorbed dropkick his entire life. When my grandmother died and left him some cash we had a very frank discussion "I never expected you to die with a cent to your name so do what you want with most of the money, but go buy a prepaid funeral and dont stick me with a bill when you go!"

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 days ago

You used to have to fix shit back in the day. Now for 99.99% of things in 99.99% of cases windows just works.

But they build an architectural masterpiece and then plastered it with billboards.

[–] Delphia 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know every time he does something, someone in the comments makes an idiocracy reference and we all roll our eyes because "Yeah, theres the low hanging fruit guy coming to farm votes" like its an original thought.

Well... Its my turn.

"This Inauguration brought to you by Diet coke. DIET COKE, IF YOU DONT DRINK IT FUCK YOU!"

[–] Delphia 2 points 2 days ago

"Thinky thingy fucky wucky talky slowly"

[–] Delphia 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whats your ICQ?

[–] Delphia 2 points 2 days ago

Honestly I dont like it simply because its just a lazy joke.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 days ago

Anything MGK has put bodily fluids in is forever unclean.

[–] Delphia 1 points 2 days ago

Its just a really big garage or porch, if you walk into your garage are you still in your house?

Admittedly if that were my place the inside of the barn itself would look way cooler and be much more organised.

 

If he was frozen at the very end of the 60s he spent 28 years frozen and was defrosted in 1997... which was 28 years ago this year.

Want to get a hint of what Austin went through being defrosted, go check out how poorly some of those jokes aged.

 

For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

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Its probably the most delicious thing that's ever been cooked there.

 

This guy has only made 4 videos so far but I want more. I just wish he wasn't shooting in TikTok format.

 
 

Forget practicality and cargo bikes, the utilitarian fat tyre commuter ones too. I want to see what this community thinks the ones that look badass are.

(Excluding concepts please)

 

They risk our infrastructure and they steal or extort billions. I wouldnt feel bad if I read "Scam phone center destroyed in mystery explosion"

 

Got my bloods done and my Testosterone levels are LOW. I'm working out a lot and kind of pissed Ive been doing it on "hardmode" for god knows how long, but before I take the doc up on the script I'm doing my due diligence on the realities. It seems like every article I find is either written by a trt clinic or is a one sided hit piece. So Im after some real world experiences.

 

My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

 

Just asking, is starting a new character now going to leave me annoyed and feeling like a little brother tagging along or is new character progression pretty forgiving?

 

Even though the Narwhals bacon shit was cringe as hell.

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