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[–] derf82 186 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The dad’s brother paid for the Paris trip. He had been watching his niece (the older one that counts everyone) while he worked in Paris, and in exchange the brother paid for them to go to Paris for Christmas (and also no doubt so he could see his kids). The brother is loaded, as we also see in the second move, he is remodeling a New York brownstone in midtown.

That says, they do pretty well. It may even be the mom with money. There is evidence to suggest she is a fashion designer with all the mannequins in the house. But the following year when they pay their own way, they go to Florida and not Europe, so they are probably not as loaded as his brother.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

excellent analysis

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

learning the lore from Home Alone was not my first idea this morning

I cannot stop now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Rich people go to Florida too. Also I have known a few fashion designers and they generally fell into the pretend job category. I'm sure there are hard working career focused designers out there, but there are a lot of dilettantes half-assing it as well .

[–] melkiythegreat 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

She paid $122 for pizza. Just out of pocket. In 1990.

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[–] Death_Equity 135 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The house costs around $2.5m in today's money, or around $1.1m in 1990. Household income would have to be north of $300k/yr in 1990 dollars or over $600k in today money.

Kevin's uncle paid for the vacation for 15 or 17 people, which would have cost over $40k in 1990. The uncle also had a penthouse in Paris(where he transferred to, creating the desire to bring the family together for xmas.), Kevin's family stayed in a suite.

Given the neighborhood and proximity to Chicago, the father likely worked in finance.

[–] macrocephalic 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't think you can can you apply the insertion figures to calculate house prices because real estate has increased so much faster than everything else in the last two decades. To put it into perspective, I recall as a kid in the 90s, a friend living in a two story house with a pool next to the beach, and that house cost 400k - which seemed like a lot because we lived in a 3bed house on a suburban half acre block which cost under 200k.

[–] Death_Equity 26 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's generational wealth. He probably doesn't have to do anything but plays at being a businessman or something. People doing mortgage calculations don't understand how the wealthy live.

[–] chiliedogg 45 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I'm in the development office of a tiny city that's an enclave for the super-rich.

It's a different world. We're talking houses with 4 bedrooms but a dozen bathrooms because of all the space taken up by the art galleries, wine cellars, catering kitchens, libraries, etc.

Our city development code has a section on servant's quarters.

I'm reviewing plans for a guest house that's 4,000 square feet and has a rooftop tennis pavilion.

Another one bought the 4 mansions down the street and leveled them to build a private soccer field for the kids.

These people literally don't understand what the rest of the world is like. I'll get angry phone calls demanding that road work be stopped the next city over because they don't want guests to see the construction workers from the north tower's terrace, and they don't understand why that's an unusual request and why I can't fix it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to date a woman whose parents were multi-millionaires. They had a giant mansion in Hollywood hills, with a heated pool, tennis court, basketball court, and private garden in the backyard. I went there for dinner once when they had some friends over. You know how we'll sit around after dinner with friends and maybe talk about a new car we're interested in? They were talking about which new private jet they want to buy to replace their current private jets. I thought they were joking at first and then realized they were serious. I just kept my mouth shut. I don't have anything to contribute to that sort of conversation. I was only making something like $2,300 per month at the time, drove a $4500 car, and had roommates.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I had a rich kid move into my building in LA. He was genuinely angry that he could only get 3 parking spots because it meant he had to choose which sports cars to bring out from New York. He cracked up the Maserati the first month he was there so there was room for the McClaren. I have no idea why he was in the building. I was driving a Ford Taurus.

[–] Sweetpeaches69 13 points 11 months ago

I hope they choke.

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[–] alvvayson 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Also, people look at the years they earned a good amount and think they are in the top 10%, but it's more like 30% of people are in the top 10% at some point in their life.

Meanwhile, the truly rich are paradoxically not in the top 10%, because their wealth grows without incurring capital gains income tax.

It's a totally different world with different rules.

Working class thinks they are rich when they can afford the mortgage for a nice house.

Actual rich have a nice house without a mortgage payment and just have a few multiples of the working class guys salary accrue in a trust. They only take out small amounts for vacations, groceries, a car, etc.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The truly rich live even differently. They have trusts, of course, but their personal expenses are paid for by their personal non-profit charities that provide an allowance to them that's managed by a family office and full time controller/money-babysitter who is also the family's fixer and consigliare. Additional big purchases live private jet airfare and shopping sprees are paid for by an amex the controller just pays off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I sometimes tell people to watch Selling LA and ask themselves what it is that all those buyers and sellers do. Most of them don't do anything except sell multimillion dollar properties back and forth to each other. Pretend jobs for rich kids.

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[–] fatalicus 74 points 11 months ago

The official novelisation of the movie says he is a "prominent business man" and the mom is a fashion designer.

So both probably makes quite a bit.

[–] gdog05 60 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Certain activities pay really well.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It was the 1980s. Capitalism hadn't reached its end-stage yet.

[–] Jaderick 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The US was still blissfully ignorant of how we were profiting at the expense of many lesser developed countries (that we had a hand in keeping less developed).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

was still blissfully ignorant

Most westerners still are lol

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[–] RIP_Cheems 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There is a theory that he's a spy or government agent and that's also why Kevin is so good at making boobytraps

[–] MadBigote 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems 12 points 11 months ago

Either that or his dad taught him to.

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[–] ThePantser 23 points 11 months ago

Pre internet and bitcoin so lawyer, plastic surgeon, or international jewel thief.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whenever someone is a successful businessman, I assume either:

a) Arms Dealer, so these are all Yuri Orlov.

b) or something worse, such that if we learned about it, we'd wish it was just some guy selling used AKs in Africa, for instance the Sacklers and Purdue Pharma. Or an arms dealer who represents the United States.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

My rule of thumb when I meet a rich person is that they probably killed someone/something. Arms dealer, environmental engineer who signed off on a mine that killed off an endangered toad, high-end lawyer who got some criminal asshole off the hook, shit like that. Never do I think that someone improved society.

Prove me wrong kids. Prove me wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

His brother paid for the vacation. He paid for the trip to Florida in the sequel.

[–] WindyRebel 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

While his actual name is Peter McCallister, he had a successful line of businesses that he expanded across the Chicago area. He was actually better known as Abe Frohman, The Sausage King of Chicago.

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[–] Isakk86 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I live right by the area this house is in. It's in Winnetka, the "North Shore" of Chicago, where all the rich execs that work in Chicago live.

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[–] Hikermick 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And still not have enough brains to keep track of your kids

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

A politician!

[–] Thteven 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NOPper 9 points 11 months ago

"Thanks Peg."

[–] Bigtiddygothgrany 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Every time this comes up it needs to be pointed out that he did not pay for 9 peoples vacation, his boss did.

[–] Death_Equity 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was 15 or 17 people and Kevin's uncle paid for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Yes, it was the uncle, so it's a money family, money comes from the previous generation. They don't ever mention their jobs in the film, but in the novelization the mom was a fashion designer, but that's something the author made up on account of all the mannequins. He made the dad a businessman because it was a safe bet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] DigitalTraveler42 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mob lawyer, it's Chicago after all..

[–] MimicJar 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That explains his favorite film... Ya filthy animal.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

He was a lobbyist.

[–] CodexArcanum 10 points 11 months ago

War crimes, probably

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the link. For us plebs:

https://archive.is/2KH2a

[–] mkhopper 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And what's with all the lights? The monthly fee to run so many incandescent bulbs that it looks like a nuclear explosion is occurring has got to be outrageous.

I guess one good thing with that many bulbs lit, it would save on heating.

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[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 11 months ago

Cocaine kingpin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

They implied that most of the extended family was only visiting, but looking at the house I'm not convinced they didn't all live in it like a commune.

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