Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, "Dude... I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!"
No idea who sent it. Wasn't even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn't need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.
Personally I think it's kind of stupid to be having a butt plug in all the time anyway.
Call me old, but I just don't get it.
That's at least better than his wife. She laughs and points.
What can someone get for trading a truck?
Don't do coke in the bathroom (especially off the toilet seat)
"Aaawww the motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"
LOAD"*", 8,1
Also known as the 'Thinning the Herd of the Weak and Stupid' challenge.
Am I alone in saying that the phrase "raw dogged" needs to die?
Someone hit the spiked eggnog a bit too hard.
Almond udders may be smaller, but they're still udders.
I honestly believe that the show has been moved inside due to safety concerns, having nothing to do with the cold.
We already have one CEO gunned down. Can you imagine the target having Trump, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and however many other billionaires and government officials makes?