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[–] sevan 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I also use it for YouTube videos of things that I don't want Google making recommendations on. For example, if trying to fix something and need to watch a video, I don't want to have home improvement videos in my feed for the next 6 months.

[–] Got_Bent 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Using it to watch YouTube without logging in currently gets around that whole we don't allow ad blockers thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So does uBlock Origin, even while logged in.

[–] Got_Bent 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been getting hit lately with uBlock origin on Firefox if I'm logged in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Still works most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why search with Google? If you think it has better results, use whoogle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, now Whoogle will be in my recommendations for the next 6 months

[–] AllonzeeLV 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Shed your shame of pornography, unless that's your kink.

Almost everybody bates, and those who don't for reasons of indignation, I'm not hating on the genuine asexuals or people with health issues that inhibit self-pleasure, are usually the pent up, "only one right way to live" A types I don't enjoy the company of or have any respect for anyway.

It's been how many generations? The puritans that came here to escape living among cool Europeans to self flagellate are beyond dust. Prudes suck. Make lust not greed.

[–] mossy_ 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've heard it's like chocolate: enjoy in moderation

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I only fuck three chocolate bars per day. Is that okay?

You WERE asking how much chocolate we usually fuck, right?

Does dipping my balls in chocolate milk count?

[–] AllonzeeLV 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always thought it would be a fun idea to name a bar "Moderation," with a tagline of "Drink all you want when you're in here!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Small tip: don't say "genuine asexuals" as if the ones that do masturbate aren't really asexuals. All asexuals are just as genuine and valid, don't gatekeep.

[–] AllonzeeLV 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fair, though I more meant the people who are effective asexuals because they were taught to be ashamed of sexuality in general and deny any sexual desire they have with vigorous effort to feel "pure."

That's a whole lot different than someone who just doesn't really have those impulses. The former is an act and they have my pity because of how such people are usually raised/abused to be in a constant state of conflict and hatred of their own impulses, the latter is a completely valid identity.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The correct term for that is sex-averse asexual.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Since we're correcting terminology, I'd stray away from saying "correct" term and tend more towards "currently accepted" term.

[–] EatYouWell 3 points 1 year ago

But, in all honesty, the term doesn't matter as long as it's understood and isn't used maliciously.

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 year ago

I just don't want it cluttering up my search suggestions

[–] Udonezo 12 points 1 year ago

Obligatory "I can't unsee wolverine as 2 batmen kissing". Seriously, every time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently it's short for "god damn" when one finds someone attractive.

[–] UnfortunateShort 7 points 1 year ago

You should ask yourself the following question: If I dare to open it outside of the Tor Browser, is it even worth my time?

[–] hungrythirstyhorny 7 points 1 year ago

'good morning text to brighten her day' cos im a. bad texter and bad at words :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I presume whoever made this meme doesn’t understand that incognito mode doesn’t actually protect you from tracking? It just deletes the history on the devices basically.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I think they're only worried about like, family or friends finding out. It's not really a concern to them if an entity they don't know has that info.

[–] lunarul 2 points 1 year ago

Which is one of the reasons I use it. If it's not something I will want to pop up in my history later, then it goes in incognito. My history is only for things I plan to return to on a regular basis, not one time searches of random stuff.

[–] garbagebagel 6 points 1 year ago

All of the medical symptoms. Am I dying? Do I have lupus? Only my incognito friend will know.

[–] jopepa 6 points 1 year ago

Just use it constantly. I prefer my targeted ads to be baseless shots in the dark.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How to microwave ramen

"The package says not to put the cup in the microwave and to boil the water separately then pour it into the cup, but what does the Internet have to say?"

[–] kewwwi 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I ask ChatGPT all my stupid questions

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kewwwi 2 points 1 year ago

sometimes yea, but most of the time no.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been doing that too. Especially when I don't even know enough to form a googleable query.

"Who was that guy in that movie where that one scene happened?"

[–] kewwwi 4 points 1 year ago

"is cum a laxative?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

i just use the normal browser mode for stuff like that

[–] Aleric 1 points 1 year ago

¿Por qué no los dos?