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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Stamets to c/memes
 

Apparently this reminder is needed.

It is a meme.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 11 months ago (4 children)

English is not the only language with homonyms.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (7 children)

In French if something isn't functioning properly you say that "il ne marche pas." Now, in my studies, "marche" means "walk." So to me that says "it doesn't walk." I asked a native speaker about that and they told me, no, that is not what that means.

[–] dlpkl 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's like saying your fridge is not running.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Then you... better go... catch it... em... oh... Hangs Up

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[–] Mr_Blott 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wait till you find out about du coup -

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Same in German. "Es geht nicht."

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[–] Heavybell 59 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Soldier, plug, varnish, wax seal, some dude, seal?

[–] SilentSilhouette 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Navy seal , rubber seal, wood seal wax seal, Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, animal seal

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[–] EdibleFriend 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

some dude.

My.....my lawn...

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[–] Sylver 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Military, air filter, paint brush, wax seal, Mike Tyson, sea-lion!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That's Seal, a Bri'ish musician/singer.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

What's the common word for the first row?

[–] MrJameGumb 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The top row was a little harder for me as I saw soldier, rubber something, and paint brush. The bottom I saw all seals.

The top is Navy Seal, rubber something seal, and sealing wood with a paint brush.

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[–] captainlezbian 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Three of those are the same thing and the other three are named after each other

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[–] mhague 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't get how English is hard. I learned it when I was just a kid.

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[–] Treczoks 22 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Google for a poem called "The Chaos". It starts with "Dearest creature in creation". Read it out loud without errors.

[–] deus 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Here it is. I was going to paste the whole text in here until I realized what a monster of a poem it is.

[–] d00ery 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, dang, that's not easy!

A few words I'm not sure on.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

This poem could be the final test of an English course.

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[–] TheOgreChef 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

[–] ZagamTheVile 8 points 11 months ago

This post double plus good.

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[–] EatYouWell 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the word 'set' has 430 definitions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's quite a set of definitions

[–] steventhedev 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If the set of definitions contains the word set, does the English language implode in a recursive cascade of paradoxes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A set can totally contain itself. A better question would be: Consider a set, that contains all sets, that do not contain themself. Would that set contain itself?

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[–] MrJameGumb 14 points 11 months ago

Come on, you can't count Seal the musician... That's not a common name in English speaking countries. I've never heard of anyone else named Seal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

English is only "hard" because it is shit. There ain't no rules for nothing. All the "rules" have exceptions, which have exceptions, which have have exceptions.

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[–] FishFace 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

English is easy. The hardest part about it, which some other languages also feature, is a poor correspondence between the written and spoken language.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval

[–] Ambiorickx 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

[–] CurlyMoustache 11 points 11 months ago

So? "Laser" and "radar" are acronyms, but we use them as words

[–] treesquid 9 points 11 months ago

But an acronym that was intentionally made to be the name of the animal, so it's just a duplicate, like all three of the non-singer seals, which just mean to lock something in or out. There are only 2 meanings of seal here, plus a singer who named himself after one of them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Through, though, hiccough, slough, bough, and cough don't rhyme

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

But all the three non human non animal things basically do the same thing. They prevent things from leaking out or in. So the word seal is apt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Count to two too many times

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[–] scottrepreneur 8 points 11 months ago

The lack of Lucille jokes here has me worried about the future of Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

3 of those are basically the same definition. And one of them is just named after another one of them.

[–] sagrotan 7 points 11 months ago

Sealy language

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