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[–] billiam0202 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tom Paris made lieutenant, was busted back to ensign, and then promoted to lieutenant again while Harry stayed an ensign.

Clearly we can infer that off screen, he was an absolutely miserable excuse for Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

But we know the reason: according to Insaneway there always has to be an ensign on the bridge.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol damn, poor Harry Kim, always getting screwed. 🤣

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, although when he got back to Earth, they made up for it by making him fleet admiral.

[–] samus12345 25 points 1 year ago

No, he was Starfleet's only fleet ensign.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Except by the Delaney sisters.

[–] kamenlady 20 points 1 year ago

From now on I'll always see Kim, when i encounter the original in some meme

It's so good

[–] ummthatguy 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Becky busted her hump to make lieutenant!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, don't mock that little hunchback

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't it Picard Day on the ship? Those are pips they stole offa their parents' uniforms so they could wear them to show subservience.

[–] ummthatguy 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just made me realize I lack the photoshop skills to make my true meme calling, cooking with Neelix

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got you, here's Cooking With Neelix:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I really miss those very solid videos from The Onion.

[–] cybervseas 10 points 1 year ago

The captain have them his pips. One for each boy and two to the girl. Iirc.

[–] rustydomino 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait did you photoshop a pip onto the meme template? Lmao

[–] Snoopey 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he also photoshopped Harry's face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's a lie and you know it

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 1 year ago

Harry Kim died for our sins. More than once.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like to imagine there are starfleet scouts with bullshit merit pips.

[–] tacotroubles 5 points 1 year ago

Or perhaps the rank of their parents for some reason

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure these kids wern't just enjoying some delicious replicated corn? Are we sure harry wasn't?

[–] CosmicTurtle 2 points 1 year ago

I literally just saw this episode. God I love this community.

[–] GlitterInfection 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe that's why he didn't win the science fair?

[–] Tenthrow 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Field commission. Those never hold up on inquiry.

[–] mercano 8 points 1 year ago

Chakotay was field commissioned as a commander and made captain within 5 years of Voyager’s return.