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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, don't mind him. He's just going door to door, asking people to join his religion.

Jenova's Witness.

[–] Brickhead92 3 points 11 months ago

You magnificent bastard!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why do I hear the best boss music ever?

[–] Xtremis77 20 points 11 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] wasted_in_time 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It always takes me forever to play these links. I'm on mobile, using boost app, and have Firefox as my default.

[–] Kage520 7 points 11 months ago

Didn't work for me at all with sync and firefox

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, me too, but fuck youtube.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ding dong eat more cheese

Ring the bell, touch your knees

Sephiroth!!!

[–] RIP_Cheems 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/1dSilEmz7FE?si=inxiDhiKWLhLZxBd

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What? I don't hear any Spanish guitar.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh that's just a fruit salesman. I hear he has a good deal on pears.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I thought he sold kebabs and other skewers, like serpents.

[–] liztliss 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that a pigeon missing everything but bones on one side??

[–] kosherbacon79 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks more like a One Winged Angel to me.

[–] liztliss 1 points 11 months ago

I feel like I'm more concerned about exposed bone pigeon than angel of death, maybe because one plausibly exists yet seems really fucked. Or metal af

[–] xhieron 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alivrah 10 points 11 months ago

Ira vehementi. Estuans interius Ira vehementi...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

🎵 Bells, frogs, big cherries, peter pan, magic cheese, SEPHIROTH! 🎵

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Plot summary of every Kingdom Hearts game

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 1 points 11 months ago

This is new to me. I am in stiches. I love it will all of my heart.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In FF7 he's the final boss, in Kingdom Heart he's the PTSD.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yoooo Smash Bros Atlanta stage

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

When you get knocked outside the 285 not only do you lose the game but also all your friends.

[–] FrostKing 7 points 11 months ago

As someone who lives in metro Atlanta: shit goes down. Would not recommend, 3/10, although chicken and waffles are delicious

[–] SidewaysHighways 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"The devil is in Atlanta

Army surrounded"

The chariot

[–] SprHinkle 3 points 11 months ago

The civilians panic.

[–] force 3 points 11 months ago

The first time I went to Atlanta as a kid I saw someone get shot while I was in a hotel room looking out the window