this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only wish we had pictures of this nipple for educational purposes

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because you don't have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien's really long nipple doesn't mean they don't exist.

The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn't actually have a really long nipple. It's tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This sounds like the next Pizzagate... NIPPLEGATE. We must demand answers! Don't let the establishment keep us from the nipply truth!

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As someone with a really long nipple, I feel like you are mocking me and I am highly offended.

Banned. Also double banned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can appreciate most nipples of any size or length but only if they are uniform for both sides. One short and one long nipple is weird. Was one nipple ring heavier than the other?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By nipple ring, are you referring to the ring his really long nipple made in his sock or are you referring to some kind of jewelry or adornment? Because first one, then the other.

[–] jimmycrackcrack 1 points 1 year ago

It was one nipple ring to rule them all.

[–] midori 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you just nip that in the bud?

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 year ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have to wear pasties all day every day to keep them from chafing?

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

If that's what you're into.

[–] Tedesche 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven’t seen a shitpost of this caliber in a really long time. Bravo, OP.

[–] ofk12 3 points 1 year ago

I can't take any credit, I just shared it. If you like it though definitely check out Chris (Simpsons Artist)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Still easier to understand than the Silmarillion.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like jurt would have laughed at this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Such a tragic story made beautiful by good writing and a bit of compassion. 10/10