this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] over_clox 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm having trouble scanning that barcode

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That was the expiration date before they sharpied it over

[–] over_clox 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, about that thought..

Sharpie markers bleed, that's literally right angles.

I'm not convinced.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Youre obviously just bad at sharpie manipulation. It takes a skilled handler, but with some practice you too can shape exquisite right angles with a sharpie. Look into joining your local chapter of the sharpie handler guild.

[–] over_clox 1 points 11 months ago

In the most polite way, fuck you and take my upvote! 👍

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

So, this is what they meant as "kid's menu"

[–] PowerGloveSoBad 9 points 11 months ago

This is obviously a misprint

no way you're gettin a kidwich for $6

[–] DocMcStuffin 9 points 11 months ago

I don't think this sandwich will be very crispy. Once you wrap it in plastic that keeps the moisture in and ruins the crust. No one likes soggy children.

[–] GrammatonCleric 9 points 1 year ago

They really are better deep-fried

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It took me a while to understand as the only thing I read was chicken.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Soylent Green’s back on the menu!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I eat these for lunch, it keeps me young.

[–] breadsanta 6 points 11 months ago

Hmmm... tastes like chicken

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It's real girl scout!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 11 months ago

Remember one of Oprah's favorite quotes from Maya Angelou:

"When someone tells you what they are, BELIEVE them."

[–] over_clox 5 points 11 months ago

Do they use caged children or free range children?

[–] RazTheCat 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That is a whopping typo hopefully.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Has to be. No way are they charging six bucks for orphan meat

[–] Deuces 2 points 11 months ago

God damn. Thank you. I was so confused why people were so interested in a crispy chicken sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only a connoisseur would prepare them "well done"

[–] ScrollerBall 1 points 11 months ago

That would be the My Lai special.