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[–] FooBarrington 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does this imply showering is evil?

[–] krashmo 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a comma between evil and showering so technically they're saying generic evil and regular showering.

[–] FooBarrington 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, and since regular showering is part of the list of evil activities, it would imply showering is evil.

[–] Arkaelus 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well... from the perspective of billions of microorganisms living on our skin, every shower is at least mass murder, soo...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

every step is a mass murder

[–] Arkaelus 1 points 1 year ago

It's settled, then, never again shall I leave my couch. They'll have to crane me out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

but the list explicitly states the actions are evil, implying that they are the evil version of an action that is normally not evil. i think that implies that showering by itself is not evil

[–] FooBarrington 5 points 1 year ago

It's the other way around. For the other chores, he has to state that he's doing evil versions. For showering it doesn't have to be stated, since showering by itself is evil.

[–] amtwon 3 points 1 year ago

That's what I was wondering lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

ah fuck, i gotta do the evil dishes again.