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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the Mississippi queen from Regular Show

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't significantly more revolting than a standard Bloody Mary; the entire idea of tomato juice is disgusting, it's just thin and bland tomato soup and if you chill it it's even worse. It's a waste of vodka, not good vodka mind you, but you could have had a perfectly fine screwdriver with that vodka!

[–] Skullgrid 3 points 1 year ago

Bloody Maries are fantastic when eating grilled meat and trying to get drunk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That is a crime against humanity.

[–] Sway_Chameleon 1 points 1 year ago

That image makes my eyes want to vomit.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

that looks vile, id rather inject pure fat into my bloodstreams

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This looks absolutely disgusting

[–] skybreaker 16 points 1 year ago

And like the Hobbits, how many did we eat? That's right, 4.

[–] Ddhuud 14 points 1 year ago

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

[–] Talnar 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminiscent of a beef-wellington

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

We're gonna have to call it a beef washington then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've tried an actual fools gold loaf once. I dont get it. The crunchy bacon ruins the texture of peanut butter, jam and soft bread.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I imagine it's that combo of salty, savory, and sweet that draws you in.

But from the description I found online, it's way too much of each part to even seem like a good idea.

I could see those elements on toast though... You get the crunch of the toast and the bacon, that would handle the texture aspect.

Then just having a spread of peanut butter and jam instead of full jars would complement the savory of the bacon better.

The description of the loaf specifies grape jelly... I'd swap that out for something like a marmalade for some more acid to balance things out.

[–] weariedfae 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this? If I search for fools gold loaf it just says it's a pb&j&bacon hoagie. Whatever is pictured in the meme looks interesting.

[–] Pumafred9 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ohh it's called a cube burger

[–] zzx 1 points 1 year ago

Cube burger. Holy shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

All I found was a Slovenian restaurant

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

isn't this the thing that killed Elvis?

[–] Buffaloaf 12 points 1 year ago

No, that's anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis's death.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If you can't shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

[–] Sway_Chameleon 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can feel my arteries hardening from here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As someone with a weak stomach

This would kill me

[–] x4740N 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That is literally enough for an entire day worth of food

[–] jose1324 5 points 1 year ago

I am positive this is more than the daily 2200 calories

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's a week of food for some people.

[–] ThunderWhiskers 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It may, in fact, be in excess of recommended caloric intake. I would not be surprised if there were more than 2000 calories in this photo.

[–] x4740N 0 points 1 year ago

I count the calories I eat and that looks likes a day's worth of food

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hella wanna try one of these.

[–] Delphia 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/sta-kHfOzeE?si=56sSwtwDwfovXLPh

Use this basic method and whatever fillings you like, although beef, mushrooms and cheese is amazing. Ive made a very nice pork one too.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And then empty it back out again immediately thereafter, for the uninitiated.:-|

[–] iAvicenna 4 points 1 year ago

You mean the arteries right Legolas?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me introduce you to my personal arch nemesis:

Scottish chippers and their deep fried mars bars.

A close second is your Irish deli with a breakfast roll.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've had deep fried Snickers before, it's a common thing to see at fairs, they're a tasty heart attack on a stick.