this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
471 points (97.6% liked)

Lord of the memes

7533 readers
450 users here now

The Lord of the rings memes communitiy on Lemmy. Share memes about Lord of the rings and be respectful.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

isn't this the thing that killed Elvis?

[–] Buffaloaf 12 points 7 months ago

No, that's anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis's death.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If you can't shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

[–] Sway_Chameleon 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I can feel my arteries hardening from here