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[–] [email protected] 206 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Forgot "Yes, but you maybe only stream in 720p because you're on Linux :D" 🀑

[–] [email protected] 146 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And its cousin "yes, but your browser doesn't have the right DRM software embedded in it, go fuck yourself"

[–] SkyezOpen 136 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"I tried to load an ad and failed and forgot where you were in the show so I'm just gonna start over. Oh hey it's the beginning of the show, have an ad."

-Hulu, actually.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Worse:

"I'm aware that you're paying nearly $30 a month for our Ad-Free tier; but this content creator still demands we put Ads on this shit. Here's an Ad!" Crashes and refuses to begin playback again when your browser that's configured to block those ads blocks it.

[–] Retrograde 20 points 9 months ago

You guys are making me YARRRR so hard right now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Bruh that's a thing? Guess I'll get around to buying more storage for my jellyfin server

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Or the relative of the "Worse" option:

"Oh, you're paying a little extra to limit advertising interruptions? Oh sorry! That only works on pre-roll and post-roll ads. Enjoy your fucking Mid(t)roll ad that you can't fucking skip!"

[–] Tier1BuildABear 14 points 9 months ago

And it's adopted brother for TV shows, "yes but only the 3rd, 5th, and 12th episodes of the first season, first 3 of the second, none of the 3rd but the ENTIRE 4th season (excluding the finale), and the rest are easily available from 4 other streaming services. Isn't this so much better? :)"

[–] Lev_Astov 15 points 9 months ago

I made the mistake of purchasing a movie advertised as 4k on YouTube once. They wouldn't let me view it higher than 480p on my PC. They also had the audacity to claim it was because too many people were streaming during COVID. Never ever again.

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[–] RandomPancake 79 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

I love this.

I am all for purchasing or licensing content that I enjoy. 100%. But that assumes the content owner is willing to take my money. I have no sympathy for people who refuse to let me give them my money who then turn around and cry "noooooooo, piracy is ruining us!!!".

[–] Sheeple 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] deus 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty much. All I want is to be able to pay money to legally download old Nintendo games as simple ROM files, is that too much to ask?

[–] Agrivar 9 points 9 months ago

Nintendo Exec: Yes.

[–] Landmammals 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how the music industry figured it out. They have like six different licensing agencies, but somehow Spotify has all the music I want in one place.

Meanwhile on video side, every single content creator wants their own distribution channel.

[–] cm0002 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yea fr, who tf would've guessed the fucking music industry of all the entertainment industries would be the ones to get streaming right lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Yes let me buy a DRM free file download I can use on any of my devices for a reasonable price and I'll give you my money.. Unfortunately only piracy offers that currently. (Except books and games, which I do pay for).

[–] Speculater 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is even worse with audio books. Book was written decades ago, read twenty years ago, and I'm supposed to give them $15-50 to listen to it? Get the fuck out of here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, there's a lot of work that goes into recording and editing the audio for an entire book. As well as desire for good talent to do the reading and acting is an important part of audio books as well.

(said by someone who has never purchased an audiobook outside of humble bundle and sailed the high seas for the others)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

This is actually one thing your local library is great about. A lot of them use a service called Libby. It's free, works for the most part, automatically returns, and your ISP won't "strike" you for slipping up lol

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

You could also make one for vpn.

Guy comes back with a obvious disguise and vpn on the back of his coat, asking the same streaming service: "I'm totally from another country, do you have this movie?"

"Yes we do! Enjoy your movie!"

[–] FinishingDutch 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Heck, even if you subscribed to every streaming service out there, some companies simply refuse to make shit available to you.

I once gave Crunchyroll a try here in Europe. I figured there'd at least be something on there that I'd watch, right? Turns out, everything halfway decent wasn't available in my region. And you COULD get the good stuff on some other service... except that one's region locked as well, so you can't get that one here. Oh and even if you think of buying anime on Blu-Ray? Tough luck, that's not sold in your region due to rights fuckery. Basically, there's no way for me to legally watch and/or buy particular content.

Piracy is and always has been an access problem. If you make it impossible to acquire legally, well, people will do it illegally.

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[–] cosmicrookie 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We don't have it but you can rent it from us for a 'small' fee on top of our subscription price

[–] Lev_Astov 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But we won't serve it to you in the full resolution unless you use our approved devices.

[–] Jessvj93 19 points 9 months ago

Oh is that an approved device? Well the resolutions have their own pricing, 4k's gonna cost ya!

[–] TurtleJoe 13 points 9 months ago

There are some movies that just don't exist on streaming. I've torrented movies, then looked them up to see what service they're streaming on, and you just can't watch them, not even an option to pay for it.

[–] Rootiest 24 points 9 months ago

My streaming service has every movie 😏

[–] giggling_engine 21 points 9 months ago

I can still recall binge watching a show on Netflix only to find out mid-way they only had about half of the total seasons. So I paid for a service only to have to finish the show by torrenting it. Idiotic.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Truth.

Or rent or buy for some rather large sum. No thanks.

[–] Th3D3k0y 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You don't want to rent a 38 year old movie for 9.99? But it takes so much effort for them to lend it to you!

[–] AnUnusualRelic 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can always buy the golden remastered cinematic ultimate edition that's part of this collector edition of 12 movies for 355 dollars. It's a great deal, really.

[–] Th3D3k0y 6 points 9 months ago

Digital Collectors Edition, comes with a digital movie, digital pictures, and a digital directors blog. None of which you actually own, so it can be removed from your collection that you collected as a collector....

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right? FFS just make old movies $1.99 or something.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For some movies it's literally cheaper to buy a physical copy online and get it shipped to you, than buying a short license on a random platform.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or in the bargain bin at places like BestBuy.

Torrents are becoming an internet archive of sorts, so long as the sharing/seeders of the old files don’t go offline or delete the files.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

β€œRent for Β£3.99”

But I already pay for Amazon Prime, wtf? Greedy bastards…

[–] reddit_sux 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There should be another panel which shows services asking for the person to jump through various hoops to be denied because they dint like his eyes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

And an alternate comic where the responses are "not this week, it's them over there this week. We'll get that movie next week, but if you want to watch it 2 weeks from now you have to go to that 3rd guy over there."

It's so absurd what this has become.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (13 children)

The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

The character has turned their body to face the other table to their left, but has not turned their feet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They are standing at the same spot and rotated body. It just looks odd because 2d perspective

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Nothing. But the upper body moved

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

Did you not get the EasyFlowβ„’ 2.0 joint upgrade?

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[–] AnUnusualRelic 6 points 9 months ago

He decided to go metric.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Your local library also has a lot of stuff that's not on any streaming service. I've watched a lot of movies that way.

[–] cm0002 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yea but it's physical media, I haven't had a DVD/Blu-ray player in a LONG time lmao

I'll just stick to the high seas lolol

[–] Lev_Astov 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No, apparently Overdrive offers digital delivery of movies now as well as books. I haven't tried it yet, though, but they have been great for checking out library books on my phone.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 14 points 9 months ago

Reading this thread is making me really glad that my main media consumption strategy is to trawl second-hand shops for DVDs and Blu-Rays.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can say I didn't try. Because I don't try.

[–] Agent641 6 points 9 months ago

Me to me: "Do you have this movie?"

Me: "Nope"

Me, firing up qbittorrent: "Whelp, can't say I didnt try!"

[–] EvolvedTurtle 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I liked watching shows via discord screen share with friends It used to work on Firefox

Now I litterly pirate even tho I already have the service cause I can't watch invincible unless my friends have prime

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