I often wonder what my future Christian warlord will look like.
Bandanas, backwards baseball caps and pedophilia always feature heavily.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Probably a "Children Onboard" bumper/window sticker too but for all the wrong reasons.
Even reactionaries are forced to admit that dollaritas are a deal too good to pass up. Too bad it’s 99% sour mix and ice
dollaritas
Damn, is that really a thing!? In this economy!? I wasn't expecting this thread to actually talk me into Applebee's.
lol you had me check and unfortunately the promotion ended with the introduction of their holliday specials. I kid you not though, there is a form to sign up for an alert when they bring them back. I feel like you need to have Allen Iverson levels of love for Applebees to do that.
Follow-up question: Allen Iverson loves Applebee's?
Not really, he’s a TGI Fridays guy. I was disappointed to find out that this wasn’t a real quote a while back so I just pretend it’s real.
Allen Iverson denies a claim made by a former teammate that he occasionally spent $40,000 at a strip club when he was a 76er. “First of all it was like $9,000 at most and there were never any strippers at the TGI Friday’s on City Line,” says Iverson. “Unless I brought them. Sometimes I brought a bunch. And I supposed in those cases, yes, the bill could get up to 40K because they didn’t have the Endless Appetizers thing back then.”
I’m not hearing them discussing anarcho-capitalism or kidnapping anyone, which is nice. We told them if they wanted to talk about that stuff they should leave it back at their headquarters.”
LOL nice piece of satire guys
They love those masks now
Wear a mask to save people's lives? Eek!
Wear a mask to hide your identity when espousing racist ideals? Thumbs up!
Make America great again? Okay!
(carpet bombs that Applebee's)
Not enough obesity
The meth balances it out