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Every Table At Local Applebee’s Populated By Different Militia (www.theonion.com)

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[–] NOT_RICK 5 points 1 year ago

Not really, he’s a TGI Fridays guy. I was disappointed to find out that this wasn’t a real quote a while back so I just pretend it’s real.

Allen Iverson denies a claim made by a former teammate that he occasionally spent $40,000 at a strip club when he was a 76er. “First of all it was like $9,000 at most and there were never any strippers at the TGI Friday’s on City Line,” says Iverson. “Unless I brought them. Sometimes I brought a bunch. And I supposed in those cases, yes, the bill could get up to 40K because they didn’t have the Endless Appetizers thing back then.”