Calm down, Mark Rober.
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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Hey, what's up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I'm beyond excited to share something I've been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I've built for my girlfriend. It's not just any maze; it's an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here's the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she's in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let's see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!
Damn, that's exactly like him, wild
The worst part about this:
The "make it twice as long" is genius.
My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer
/s sort of
I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.
Oh for god's sake. I said:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!
WHAT?
Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.
Damn, I'm missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.
...What?
said GladOS calmly...
Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.
Did glados write this
Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can't see that as love.
GLaDOS doesn't love or hate. She just wants you gone.
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Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?
What show/movie did I miss?
Most people SAW that one
Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.
Just don't spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous...
This is the best thing about AI imagery. ❤️ Creating literally anything your mind can think of!
I think this one is more in proportion
i think the aperture labs enrichment center would be a prime location
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"OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?"
I'm intrigued.
A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!