IDK, you could like, fucking, leave?
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At any time, even! Literally he could just tell his dudes to hit the bricks.
Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine
- Pull troops out of Ukraine.
- Jump out of highest window in Moscow.
In that order.
2 Isn't realistic
He'd never jump, it'd be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.
And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.
Hmm, I wonder who can stop the war? Maybe the person who started it?
But then he'd have to assassinate himself for saying he can't win the war!
Ya know what? I'd be okay with that. Be the first good thing he's done in ages.
So, just like a certain German dude?
Assassinated by whom? Isn't he the leader of Russia? or is there someone in the shadows always wanting war for Russia and if the president dont support war, he is then replaced by another Russian?
“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome myself?”
Well, it has been a political tragedy for him.
'We're all just trying to figure out who did this.'
He has been trapped in the propaganda bubble and has become delusional as a result of it.
How about a classic "eat shit and die" strategy? I think it's perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.
He should try gargling a Kalashnikov.
Putin can make out with a firearm, I bet that would work.
nottheonion material
Why's there an empty ball pit in the middle of Putin's desk?
It's how you can tell he's top dog. The balls are just out for cleaning.
Unfortunately the war can’t end without them. He doesn’t have the balls to end the war respectfully.
"We"?
It's a royal "we".
Oh..
Perhaps by "tragedy" he means how badly it's going.
“Give it to me now”
Ludicrosity
Ridiculousness
Audacity
Thank you, internet thesaurus. English is not my native language.