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    submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linuxmemes
     

    For those interested: https://ubuntusatanic.org/about (discontinued)

    https://ubuntuce.com/

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    [–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    why would I pick christian ubuntu if TempleOS exists

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

    These Linux cultists will never understand

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Let’s make TempleOS the OS of 2024.

    Could be a fun challenge lmao

    “I ran temple os for one year and this is how I became Schizophrenic”

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

    2024 will finally be the year of TempleOS on the desktop

    [–] Rootiest 9 points 11 months ago

    We already decided on Hannah Montana Linux.

    Maybe you can do TempleOS for 2025

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

    That would be a challenge for sure. IIRC Terry Davis was quite proud of the fact that his OS supported neither network nor sound

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    [–] Outsider9042 50 points 11 months ago

    I use Archangel btw

    [–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Hannah Montana Linux, the only true distro.

    [–] felbane 2 points 11 months ago

    The only distribution that's Been There All Along.

    [–] Sanyanov 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    The Christian edition seems like not 100% joke

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Does the christian edition have daemons though

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Maybe they're angaels instead.

    [–] tapdattl 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    I laughed, then had to explain the joke to my parents, which meant I had to explain what Linux was, what daemons were, and why I was giggling

    [–] Sanyanov 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    And that's how you introduce family to Linux

    [–] tapdattl 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    They happen to be running Fedora Kionite on their desktop since I got sock of troubleshooting windows 😂

    [–] Sanyanov 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Truly daemonic of you

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    I looked it up, its actually a thing. ubuntuce.com

    [–] Sanyanov 3 points 11 months ago

    I know, author provided the links :)

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

    I would get UbuntuCE and turn it into Satanic, like a softfork. That would be satanic indeed, the evil offspring

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    It is so funny that christian edition is discontinued lol

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Satanic is discontinued not Christian

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

    All Linuces are full of daemons, so rejoice my stannic friend.

    [–] geekworking 14 points 11 months ago

    If they kill the Christian Edition, it will be back in a few days.

    [–] TheOneWithTheHair 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Satanic edition is copyright 2019. Ubuntu Christian Edition is using 22.04 LTS, which is current.

    If you go to https://ubuntusantic.org you are greeted with

    "Are you redirected from ubuntusatanic.com, and wondering why?

    Well, In January 2021 Guildcafe acquired ubuntusatanic.com. That’s why you are here. If you are a reader of ubuntusatanic and looking for the old content that you have read on"

    Guild Cafe's about:

    "Guildcafe.com is a technology blog where we review gadgets and various types of products. We write how-to guides, buyer guide to solve our reader problem.

    I am Sunil the owner and editor of this blog. I have been doing blogging since 2014. I am an engineering student and blogger, entrepreneur by profession."

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

    Sunil just had a bad experience with Ubuntu and now he thinks the whole distro is satanic.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    proof that linux is demonic

    [–] nogrub 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    i mean it always has deamons running

    [–] spacesweedkid27 10 points 11 months ago

    I like how only the christian version uses gnome as a de, marking how deranged gnome is.

    [–] TootSweet 9 points 11 months ago
    [–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

    hail satan😈

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

    What's kinda funny is that the Christian version relies on faith in an outside authority to make moral decisions.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

    I'll run them both in VMs on my Hanna Montana Linux

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

    Scoobuntu the only scooby-doo based desktop distribution.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

    satanic is christian

    [–] ShitOnABrick 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

    Jokes aside. christian ubuntu honestly looks really interesting. Mainly the parental controls I wonder if they'll package it all separate to run on any distro out there could be useful for some folk

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    [–] jimmydoreisalefty 5 points 11 months ago

    SAY10 \m/

    You say "GOD" and I say "SAY10"

    [–] Smoogs 5 points 11 months ago

    Cool….circa 1990 game graphics. How quaint.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    UbuntuCE is interesting, they have lots of blocking integrated. But thats probably just blocking "unchristian" content lol

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    There's a built in domain blocker with various tiers, e.g. one blocks ads, the next tier up blocks ads and porn, next one is ads, porn, and gambling etc.

    I can't help but notice that they put "Fake News" in a higher blocklist tier than "Social Media"

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

    They suggest normal filtering DNS servers that filter porn, gambling and ads. AdGuard Family and similar.

    [–] muntedcrocodile 3 points 11 months ago

    Ubuntu clasic (debian)

    [–] riodoro1 2 points 11 months ago

    sudo apt install heaven hell

    Let them fight!

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