this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it hadn't been for Bedpanjo,
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go,
Who the fuck built you, Bedpanjo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

... beat me to it you beautiful genius ...

For the uninitiated .... Cotton Eye Joe - 1994 Rednex version

funny part is ... the song origins has a history that goes back over a hundred years ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-Eyed_Joe

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sends me back to the 90s .... also down a rabbit hole ... never knew that Rednex was actually a Swedish Europop group! always thought they were American.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

Sweden is a huge exporter of music and musicians!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Old Pop in an Oak

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Cotton Eye Joe - 1994 Rednex version

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] Tangent5280 22 points 1 year ago

The stains...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Lightly used

[–] LEDZeppelin 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who thought of making a musical instrument from hospital equipment? How does that sound?

[–] Carnelian 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

“Is this still available? I’ll pay you on Venmo now and my son will come by and pick it up. What’s your email?”

[–] Jakdracula 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds like shit.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a rhythm guitarist in a gutter-folk band right now losing their mind.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 1 year ago

I'd fucking play this thing if it was a mandolin

[–] KillGorack 4 points 1 year ago

Poop knife not needed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Cue “Dueling banjoes” soundtrack…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Looks 90% bedpan, 8% guitar, and 2% banjo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That rust has me concerned. No, I do NOT have questions!

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

If I could play the banjo, this would definitely be worth blowing $35 on.

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)