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[–] EndlessApollo 59 points 1 year ago (16 children)

The IDF's solution to bank robbers holding people hostage would be to blow up the bank

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When that mass shooter was in Uvalde they should have droned the school.

[–] LordOfTheChia 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Better analogy would be the killer in uvalde using a kid as a human shield while also shooting into the other classrooms trying to kill other kids.

Do you shoot back or do you sit around like the cops did and wait till the killer gets bored, runs out of ammo, or runs out of victims.

Just look up how many thousands of rockets and mortars Hamas has launched at seemingly random targets in Israel since October 7th.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Better analogy would be the killer in uvalde using a kid as a human shield while also shooting into the other classrooms trying to kill other kids.

Sure, and then you bomb the school to kill them all. Also bomb all the surrounding buildings just in case.

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[–] Masterchief117 11 points 1 year ago (19 children)

The “rockets” you’re referencing aren’t the threat you’re trying to invoke. How many Israelis have been killed by Hamas rockets ever much less since October 7th? Maybe if Israel didn’t have a concentration camp outside of their city walls they wouldn't have to worry about the threat of retribution?

Better analogy is the Uvalde shooter also starved and killed kids in the school for generations. Then some of the starving children started throwing sharpened pencils.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just look up how many hundreds of thousands of Palestinians Israel has killed in the last 30 years. Israel is the bad guy here, it's not debatable.

[–] hydrospanner 7 points 1 year ago (19 children)

the bad guy

Why does there have to be a singular "the" bad guy?

And why the need to lump a huge group together to lay that blame?

The Israeli government and Hamas both share the blame for all of this, among others.

As is too common in the world, while a relatively small group deserves the blame, many more, on both sides, suffer the consequences.

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[–] Guydht 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If that were the case, Gaza would be a flat parking lot right now.

[–] Spaceballstheusername 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you seen photos of Gaza?

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[–] Eldritch 7 points 1 year ago

Large swaths of it kind of are

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (27 children)

Yeah no, the person behind the human shield wants to kill you and your family and is actively trying to accomplish said goal.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah it's pretty much the equivalent of the trolley-problem in real life.

The question is how many casualties are "valid" before the cost is too high - and that's just a morally impossible choice to make prefectly

People that pretend it's a black and white question and that either pretend the IDF is 100% wrong or the IDF is 100% right are just ignoring one side if the issue completely.

In general I'd say the IDF is more often right than wrong in this conflict but they obviously fucked up, too - but at least for them it's not the intention to cill civilians other than for the people they try to actually get to

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Saying things like "worse" is just picking sides for no reason.

There's a point where you can stop measuring the cuntiness and just accept that they're both well over the threshold of being a cunt. There's no limit to the size of the cunt bucket. There's no queue to get in.

They're both cunts and the world (and especially all the civilians in the local vicinity) would be better off without them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Criticize both is the only opinion I care reading these days. Anyone that says one side worse than other, immidiate disinterest from me. Correct opinion for me is everyone is an asshole.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (81 children)

Let's pretend

Pretend huh. Still not willing to admit it?

[–] AFaithfulNihilist 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many soldiers does it take to change a location to a military target?

Is it a percentage? Is it their presence at all?

Ok, does that apply to Israeli hospitals or public venues that had soldiers there as guards?

If the attack on those venues is terrorism by virtue of the civilians there, but not a legitimate military strike despite the soldiers being there, then at the very least, bombing hospitals and refugee camps is terrorism too even if a few soldiers and weapons are found.

Executing human shields is monstrous, and "look what you made me do" is the language of abusers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone using something as a human shield makes it into a human shield. Requires just one.

How many soldiers does it take to change a location to a military target?

Could be as few as one. Which is why there's zero tolerance for using such locations.

Ok, does that apply to Israeli hospitals or public venues that had soldiers there as guards?

It's the same rule for everyone.

If the attack on those venues is terrorism by virtue of the civilians there, but not a legitimate military strike despite the soldiers being there, then at the very least, bombing hospitals and refugee camps is terrorism too even if a few soldiers and weapons are found.

There's two related issues. Killing civilians and using civilian cover to conduct warfare. Both are despicable.

Executing human shields is monstrous, and "look what you made me do" is the language of abusers.

Right, though I'd put more blame on those, you know, using human shields. They're the ones putting the humans between you and your enemy to begin with.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

the extremely flawed and utterly repugnant lack of "logic" is that,
"if using human shields works as a strategy, they will do it more often".
"conversely, if we prove to them that using human shields is ineffective, they will stop doing it"

fucking. nauseating.

[–] blueeggsandyam 11 points 1 year ago

I would be more willing to believe this logic if they had more proof that one, Hamas was doing this in all instances that the IDF killed civilians and two that killing Hamas through human shields was working as a way to prevent this in the future. As of now it doesn’t seem to be stopping them according to IDF so I don’t think it is valid to use that logic.

It would also help if Israel’s leadership would stop comparing Palestinians to animals and stop stealing their land. It sure feels like an excuse to justify exterminating all Palestinians

[–] EndlessApollo 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You'd think people would learn that's not the case after years of Hamas using human shields despite Israel proving they'll bomb a place regardless. Even if it were true by some metric, how in the fuck is the number of casualties incurred by Israel's policy of ignoring hostages worth it? In the days since October 7th, thousands of Palestinian civilians have been killed, including many in strikes on hospitals and refugee camps determined to house Hamas personnel. The policy is fucking monstrous and evidence shows it winds up in thousands of Palestinian deaths. Don't tell me that those stolen lives somehow prevent even more civilian deaths unless you've got some very strong proof that this strategy has done anything to stop Hamas from hiding behind civilians, or that the thousands of civilians massacred are worth the chance to kill a few terrorists

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

fucking thank you, yes, those are exactly the words i couldn't find to express the sentiment i wish i could have stated

furthermore "you made me do this" is ABUSER RHETORIC.

as in, israel claiming that hamas "made them" slaughter civilians,

likewise, urkaine "forced" russia to invade

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Britain's way of dealing with the IRA wasn't killing Irish people by the hundreds while hoping that some of them might be terrorists. Spain's way of dealing with ETA wasn't killing Basque people by the hundreds while hoping that some of them might be terrorists.

If you think that neither Britain or Spain would have been justified in brutalizing the Irish or Basque populations, but you think that Israel's disregard for the lives of innocent Palestinians is justified, you're just a racist tool.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 13 points 1 year ago (16 children)

To anyone both sides-ing this issue, you are flattening the genocide. This is an overwhelmingly lopsided conflict. One side has the funding and backing of the largest military presence the world has ever known. One side has caged and gated the other into increasingly smaller and smaller spaces, like literal concentration camps. This one side has decided that healthcare, housing, food, water, communications, etc are not important to provide to the people who they've effectively imprisoned. This side has people at the highest points of leadership calling for ethnic cleansing. This side has been called out by the UN for genocide.

The other side is fighting back on their land, among their own people, in a space that is one of the densest populations on the planet per square foot, in a place with no resources, cannot leave, must defer to settlers who take their property if they leave it due to threat. None of this is by their own choosing. Guerrilla warfare is a tactic used when asymmetry is stark and is often negatively criticised without context to its necessity. Both side-sing ensures that the asymmetrical nature of this conflict remains status quo.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But this is the most reasonable response.

If they realize that human shields aren't working, they won't use them and a more optimal number of people will be killed overall.

Also, any human shields you kill should be attributed to the people using those human shields.

Thats my take on this. I will agree to disagree with anyone who thinks otherwise.

PS: For all those replying: where did the words "Israel" and "Hamas" come from? I would like to bring to your attention that I didn't cover any details specific to the conflict anywhere above.. As far as I am concerned:

  • Hamas is a terrorist organization
  • civilians in Gaza are innocent
  • Opinions about Israel are based entirely on Hamas reporting which could.be accurate or could be misinformation.

PPS: Lets play some mental games for a second.

Statement 1: X is mass murdering innocent people. And Y is trying to kill X.

Who is the bad guy and who is the good guy? X is bad Y is good.

Now let me reveal How X is mass murdering people.

Statement 2: X is doing so by putting those innocent people into the fire of Y on X.

You cannot tell me Y is worse than X after that. I don't say that we can't judge Y for attacking X under these circumstances, but X is never better than Y.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they realize that human shields aren’t working, they won’t use them and a more optimal number of people will be killed overall.

Israel has claimed it is shooting through human shields for decades. Do you think Hamas is too stupid to realize that it doesn't work?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Hamas likes it when Israel kills Palestinian citizens, because it make Israel justifiably look bad. Hamas wants to get other countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran involved in the war, and dead Palestinian civilians helps that goal.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If they realize that human shields aren't working, they won't use them and a more optimal number of people will be killed overall.

Kill civilians first, sort the rest out, later. /s

Also, any human shields you kill should be attributed to the people using those human shields.

Allegedly using. The IDF has yet to offer not debunked evidence that any hospital/refugee camp they bombed actually sheltered Hamas.

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