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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] rockSlayer 14 points 1 year ago

That mf passed the law so we can't float around anymore AND invented calculus. Bastard.

[–] TheUnicornsForever 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, not to be that guy (actually definitely to be that guy) but what Newton discovered was that gravity was proportionnal to the mass of the bodies, and to the inverse of the square of the distance between their center of mass, and this second point seems too difficult to prove for a 9 years old.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Idk todays 9 year olds are scary. There are 9 year old chess grand masters.

[–] mittyta 9 points 1 year ago

Achulee, He was 23

[–] MissJinx 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

9? noob. My brother had about 5 broken bones from different accidents at 9 LOL. He felt for a super high tree when he was 5. Idk how he is not a serial killer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He invented gravity smshh my head 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[–] Kase 2 points 1 year ago

shake my shake head head my head

[–] FilthyShrooms 5 points 1 year ago

It's why my face looks like this

[–] Ryan213 4 points 1 year ago

I actually really enjoyed this scene in that movie. Lol

[–] F_Haxhausen 2 points 1 year ago

Flash is always faster than Superman.