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Ok why do my hotdogs keep doing this

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The question is why don't all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don't change how you're cooking them!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I like cutting my hotdogs and shallow-frying them, and I was getting creative with how I cut them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Don't stop! Odd shape aside, you're doing it right!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably cause you keep slicing them like that before you cook them?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I don't know what you're talking about

[–] new_guy 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forget the hot dog. How you fucked up so much cutting the bread on the right?

[–] Decoy321 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some brands are pre-cut. Their machinery has a little variance in that cutting process.

Don't know if that's the case with OP, they could still have absolute shit aim.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All brands of hotdog bun are pre-cut where I live

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should support uncut hot dog buns.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I wish my bun was uncut

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Biblically accurate hotdogs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They look crispy and delicious, probably the best way to make them in my opinion.

[–] bahbah23 10 points 1 year ago

They yearn to be free

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In his hot dog in R'leyh, fried C'thulu waits dreaming .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Spider-dog, spider-dog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

my brother in christ you are making prinskorv

[–] Evia 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AI sure does drift pretty close to the sun sometimes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AI? No this is real. These are real hotdogs I ate the other day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are they all peeled up like that then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you cut the ends before frying then they'll do that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do people cut the ends before frying them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should cut off the hotdog anuses before you cook them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there an actual culinary reason or...?

Serious question, I rarely ever cook or eat hot dogs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hahaha no, I was making a reference to this Oatmeal comic:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bananus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you cut them in half, or split the ends, there's more surface area to crisp up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’d guzzle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They do this if you fart while making them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Are you... Cooking them in your ass? 🤨