I choose the 10 millions, thanks
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10 million isn't a bad deal, but it's so hard to find good bugs today so I think I'll take the bugs.
Damn, that's a tough call. It's free to sleep there, right? The savings in rent might almost be worth it at this point
I need the bugs
The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of "student" apartaments I've visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I'm polish. I'm used to cockroaches.
Where's my $10Mil?
Big problems sometimes have easy solutions
Step 1, set up bug bomb and commit mass genocide on the insect population
Step 2: spend 3-6 hours away from the home doing errands or meeting up with a friend.
Step 3: Vacuum or sweep
Step 4: laugh your way to the bank with a $9,999,990
No it be more like
Step 4: sleep in boring non-bug filled bathroom for 9 days
Step 5: go home with no cash because you chose bathroom vacation instead of cash
It sounds like you chose the big room so no money for you.
The German (cockroaches) are invading again?
No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.
Sure why not. It would.just remind me of summer camp. When it comes to waking up effectively coffee doesn't even come close to the feeling of a cockroch running across your face.
I'd just take the cash, honestly.
Do you think there is a market for an alarm clock which utilizes tactical cockroaches to run across your face?
I'll take the cash rather than sleeping there
I'm a bit hungry so give me the room please thanks
I'd take the cash, to be honest.
…OR?!
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