The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of "student" apartaments I've visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I'm polish. I'm used to cockroaches.

Where's my $10Mil?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Big problems sometimes have easy solutions

Step 1, set up bug bomb and commit mass genocide on the insect population

Step 2: spend 3-6 hours away from the home doing errands or meeting up with a friend.

Step 3: Vacuum or sweep

Step 4: laugh your way to the bank with a $9,999,990

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No it be more like

Step 4: sleep in boring non-bug filled bathroom for 9 days

Step 5: go home with no cash because you chose bathroom vacation instead of cash

[–] sycamore 3 points 1 year ago

It sounds like you chose the big room so no money for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The German (cockroaches) are invading again?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.