this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Okay I'll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

[–] superduperenigma 28 points 7 months ago

Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.

[–] Grimy 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn't illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But I don't want to fuck a dog robot

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Ew no.

Gimme R2-D2.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

That's a command

[–] jettrscga 11 points 7 months ago

See that's on you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

With the right attitude, any robot's a sexbot.

...and my robot vacuum's looking mighty fine right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

There's no law saying you can't fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] bjg13 14 points 7 months ago

They said we'd have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I'm calling bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

What can I say? It's a dog ride dog world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

In Night City, you can be cum

[–] ShitOnABrick 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First there was manpig now robodog = algore said that just trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Uhm actually it’s manbearpig, and I don’t get why you aren’t serial about it.

[–] ShitOnABrick 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

OMIGOD Manbearpig killed kenny. You bastards

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Instructions unclear, d...og stuck in robot

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

And this is how transformers are made.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

We have seen the future, and the future is weird.

[–] Aqarius 5 points 7 months ago

Why did you crop out the top "Revolt against" part of the caption?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

when you romance curie in fallout 4

[–] Bgugi 2 points 7 months ago
[–] feedum_sneedson 4 points 7 months ago
[–] grue 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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