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    I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder... Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

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    [–] [email protected] 348 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If it's sending information to Microsoft then it has clearly been hacked. Likely by Microsoft. It was very nice of that young man to break protocol and blow the whistle on this whole thing. You should send him an itunes gift card as a thank you.

    [–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

    Microsoft? More like Hackrosoft!!1!!

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    [–] [email protected] 216 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What ever u do, DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM THAT GIFTCARD SIR, SIR I BEG U DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

    [–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] OldManBOMBIN 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING

    WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING

    [–] edwardbear 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING SIR

    WHY DID YOU REDEEM SIR

    [–] OldManBOMBIN 34 points 1 year ago

    I hope we're all referencing the same kitboga moment

    [–] Norodix 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Is that from one of these "messing with scammers" videos?

    [–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, I believe Kitboga did this with his voice disguised as an old woman.

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    [–] dustyData 153 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    You reminded me of those YouTube vigilantes that troll Indian scammers. One installed the remote desktop app they use and let them access a honeypot linux machine just to mock their incompetence and confusion. Then proceeded to take control of their machine steal their data and wipe out their computers. Their reactions are hilarious. It's sad that a lot of very smart people are dragged into it by thugs that leverage debt and physical threats to force them into the scam call centers.

    [–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I ended up on a massive Whatsapp group populated primarily by Indian women after I took a content writing class a few years ago. Made several very good friends. I've asked them about the whole Indian scammer thing. One of them said she knows a few, and they do it because they literally don't have other options for employment. Which makes sense. Rampant, unfettered capitalism forces people to make decisions that go against their conscience for the sake of survival. I feel bad for scammers sometimes, other times I feel less charitable when they're scamming my dad...

    Whole situation just fucking sucks.

    [–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    If I had the opportunity, I’d still wipe the scammers computer.

    [–] Smoogs 19 points 1 year ago

    You absolutely should.

    Scammers escaping poverty by putting a bunch of others into poverty is the very definition of a capitalist and cancer.

    Eat the rich just as you would zap cancer.

    [–] Maalus 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's always an excuse that criminals make - that they don't have any other options for employment. It's a shitty excuse when 95% of the country is employed and don't scam people. It's easy money for them, nothing more.

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    [–] Smoogs 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    As much as a person could find a reason to feel sorry for them they unnecessarily verbally abuse people they are scamming and that was a choice they made. Their hands are not clean from playing a villain.

    And escaping poverty by putting someone else in poverty …that’s the capitalist game. No ethics is part of the package. They are not victims.

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    [–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    All that malware should be running without problems. Wine's gotten pretty good by now.

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

    Ah yes, I remember back in the day we had to build WINE with unofficial patches to get malware to work. How times have changed.

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    [–] Jayb151 97 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    One time I kept a guy on the phone for about ten minutes just playing dumb. Then he's like, sir, what version of Windows do you have?"

    I say, I'm not sure but it's the one with the little penguin icon.

    We actually had a good laugh about it together

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    [–] akash_rawal 85 points 1 year ago
    [–] FartsWithAnAccent 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Set up a fake Windows VM to fuck with them

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There was a very custom theme for Gnome 2 that made it look like Windows XP...

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    [–] disconnectikacio 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    "Why did you redeem? You're ending my life SIR! Whyyyyyy?"

    [–] T00l_shed 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I will never tire of reading/hearing that line.

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    [–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    its a dangerous virus known as 'Linux' which can completely replace your precious Windows installation! be careful, there is a lot of propaganda pushing free (as in communism) software

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I once looked at a Linux PC and I couldn't stop reading Karl Marx ever since.

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    [–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I once played along just to waste their time. Got to the point where I had to go to a site and get my IP address.

    I told him it was 127.0.0.1, and he just said "I think you be messing with me now sir" and hung up. :D

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    [–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

    Definitely. You should buy Google Play gift cards to pay for his services straight away.

    [–] Water1053 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    My father in law called me because he talked to a MS support rep about how his computer was dying. He was running Linux Mint.

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    [–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Hello my name is ~~Deepak~~ John Smith. I’m Microsoft. You clearly have wirus you madarchod

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

    Now please type dablu dablu dablu in your address bar

    [–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    And you have no Windows VM ready to troll him?

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    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    A friend's neighbor just fell for this. She received a call from the "nicest" Microsoft tech and decided she'd let them into her PC. Within 10 minutes after hanging up she received a call from her bank asking if an $800 debit was valid. It took her weeks to clean up the mess.

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    [–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

    Well Manjaro is known for DDOSing the AUR. So there is that

    [–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 26 points 1 year ago

    I gotta say, you got me on the first half

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Curious question, is it "safe" to let them enter into a VM that runs windows? And is there an easy way to record their ip (to hand over to the police)

    [–] JewGoblin 21 points 1 year ago

    lol I'm sure the Indian police will definitely not throw that info in the bin

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    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    This is just microsoft executing their Extinguish stage.

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like you need an anti-wirus

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    this made me laugh so hard, there is a YT channel that mocks and pranks this scammers and its hilarious.

    [–] Schmuppes 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There's several of them. Scammer Payback or Kitboga come to mind.

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    [–] Fades 21 points 1 year ago

    You’d better send them an iTunes giftcard quickly just to be safe

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Does kitboga still have his tipline active where you can give him scammers numbers?

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