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Deuteronomy
Severus.
The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!
- J'nathan
- Lester
- Krang
- Schawghn - pronounced Sean
- Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
- Clippy
- Korn
- Hootenanny
- Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
- Skeet
Any very foreign sounding name is a great contender: Ashurbanipal, Nebuchadnezzar, Nabopolassar.
Judas is a good option, too. I think it's even illegal to name your child Judas in Germany.
Any DBZ character works. Trunks in an english speaking country would be spot on.
For a tropical real life villain, Jair Bolsonaro.
Rizz
Slaydolf
Well, Adolf has to be up there.
π©. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.
Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark
https://www.businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-cthulhu-all-spark-2014-4?IR=T
Adolf Hitler
William Joseph James Robert.
It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.
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