FlyForABeeGuy

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's just because he's missing a piece or earlobe and can't hear anything correctly! That's why he was saying that cats are getting eaten by immigrants too. The original poster talked about pussies, not cats

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Like it's written ! But in a totally logical way like gif. Some "m"'s are pronounced as "n"'s, the prononciation of the "l" and "y" are exchaned, and at the end you have to insist on the last letter

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's how you can easily provoke fat bloom (the metastable phase beta 5 isn't the most stable and will stabilize into beta 6 in the fridge, allowing previously locked fats in the cristals to be freed). This alters the taste and makes it more prone to oxidation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Hi all! Thanks for all the replies ! I played a little bit with Tinkercad and we're close enough. The only part needing perfection is the little lock (le opening piece needs manual help to open), but that's the same thing for the original one. An other solution is indeed passing through a chinese marketplace if the wait is not long enough and the CO2 impact is not important for you. The printer was a little difficult to have it printed, and I had to print it on the side.

I've uploaded it on Thingiverse : https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6557850

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Look at that guy lasting 3 minutes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you're into that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Lord of the underpants!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only if Pube is considered as it's diminutive!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Should have made a joke with "nein", but people would be Fuhrerious about it!

 

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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