Warforged Dad.
I think that's just Kratos.
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Warforged Dad.
I think that's just Kratos.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that, cracked me up.
Goblin Cleric... Shit
There you go
Well now I'll have to roll one!
I didn't start out with the intent of making the characters in AI, or making people try new builds but I'm glad I chased a whim
Isn't there a comic about that or something? Lol
https://comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/
The author is actually pretty active on Lemmy, too! I wish I can remember their username, so I can mention it here to bring them the attention.
Konsi is a Goblin Cleric
oh boy I'm a SKA DAD
....I want to learn about your homebrew campaign 😄
What is a Dad Cleric?
Your spells are dadisms
"Walk it off" - cure light wounds
"If I told you once I told you a thousand times..." - command
"Great job, kiddo" - bless
"What you're gonna wanna do is..." - guidance
You get the idea
Oh I'm here for this.
"They don't make them like they used to. " -mending
"I know a guy..." -commune
"Not under my roof..." -banishment
"You call that music? This is music!" -toll the dead
"You see the game last weekend?" -fast friends
"He's not sleeping. He's just resting his eyes..." - gentle repose
"Where'd you have it last?" -locate object
"You know I was quite the athlete when I was your age..." -freedom of movement
Hey, Dungeons and Daddies, are you reading this gold?
Paladin Fairy?
"I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!" Gets flicked across the room
Here you go
Goblin Cleric. Certainly an interesting combo. Konzi-esque, perhaps?
Got the same
Warforged Ranger. So he can calculate his arrow trajectories to 16 digits of precision.
Maybe it's residual migraine but I am struggling to pick out anything other than two instances of goblin. Something about the text alignment and boldness seems off too.
But I guess I can settle for goblin goblin.
Badger song, Faerun edition:
Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Furbolg furbolg Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Furbolg furbolg Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin GNOLL OH GNOLL OOOOOOOH GNOOOOOOLL!
Fairy cleric. There's an inappropriate joke in there somewhere.
I would convert
Goblin artificer. Sounds pretty dope actually
Halfling Bard
I’m the Hub Don. If your quest is related to organized crime involving hubs, apparently I’m the guy to talk to.
It’s cool. I didn’t get where I am today by being a psychopath. Don’t try to mess with my business and we’ll get along fine. Probably.
Mark
Monk Dad 😐
Forged dad?