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[–] incompetentboob 156 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[–] SeeMinusMinus 42 points 1 year ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

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[–] SexyTimeSasquatch 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[–] Supervisor194 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

[–] AA5B 1 points 3 days ago

Oh shit, how have I not tried that? And I have plenty of slow-smoked pulled pork left over from this weekend!

I only had pickles on pulled pork sandwiches, pulled pork breakfast burritos, pulled pork mac&cheese ….

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[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 1 year ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[–] SpaceNoodle 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[–] CaptPretentious 8 points 1 year ago

Like a boss

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Shut your whore mouth!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[–] saltesc 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My pH is ~7.4

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

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[–] STUPIDVIPGUY 21 points 1 year ago

huh? coleslaw is amazing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

[–] essteeyou 18 points 1 year ago

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

i am the trash

[–] marx2k 15 points 1 year ago

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

[–] JayJay 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That explains my man tits

[–] dgendreau 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

[–] AA5B 1 points 3 days ago

It’s not a Rueben but it does make an excellent sandwich!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

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[–] KuroiKaze 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

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[–] peopleproblems 7 points 1 year ago

... I'm glad someone else said it

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