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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

[–] spicytuna62 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[–] Whitebrow 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

[–] Dampyr 37 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 5 points 1 year ago

Better to be loved than hated?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] _danny 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I need an adult after watching that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Take that you porcelain slut

[–] frobeniusnorm 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

shit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love

https://piped.video/watch?v=NvEOwY27gW8&t=1

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it's hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it's hilarious.

[–] nargacu83 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.

[–] Num10ck 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?

[–] Thteven 4 points 1 year ago

I like to cry on the toilet so I choose Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bob Ross 💀

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 2 points 1 year ago

Devito as Frank

[–] devfuuu 4 points 1 year ago
[–] chaosppe 4 points 1 year ago

Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult