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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

[–] spicytuna62 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[–] Whitebrow 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

[–] Dampyr 37 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 5 points 1 year ago

Better to be loved than hated?