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[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?

[–] FuglyDuck 6 points 8 months ago

With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too

[–] jaybone 2 points 8 months ago

I just write angry letters to my local mall.

[–] Blaster_M 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Due to climate change, she's thawing earlier every year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

All I want for Christmas is coal

[–] 1847953620 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn't even here yet.

[–] Alexstarfire 45 points 8 months ago

They're minerals. Jesus Marie!!

[–] RampantParanoia2365 10 points 8 months ago

*Mineral Collection

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)

[–] DarthBueller 2 points 8 months ago

THEY’RE MINERALS, MAR….. oh wait, you already… sorry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?

[–] ickplant 4 points 8 months ago

Legit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Real Joe Pera vibes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That news paper just stole that meme?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Would be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Eat it, Santa.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.