Guns don't kill people, cats with guns kill people!
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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I actually own this book. Someone bought it for me as a gag gift.
You might be my brother, I gave him a copy last christmas
I have this book, it's actually really hard to tell whether it's Moral Guardian satire or not halfway through
I've heard that it seems questionable at times.
Don't worry, that's a 3 lb trigger and the kitten only weighs 1.5.
"Don't bat at the trigger unless you intend to kill."
Kinda redundant? Never met a cat that did not have a intent to kill everything it met.
"~~Don't bat at the trigger unless~~ you intend to kill."
i actually read this