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The type of thing where someone in a general school chat promotes something like the nft collection they are minting and you want to passively aggresivelly respond

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[โ€“] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Yeah, concern trolling is great for this. "Oh my god, Jennifer's account has been hacked by some bot selling essential oils! Someone should call her up and tell her so she can change her password."

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That's a really good one

[โ€“] muntedcrocodile 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What the hell is this link

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

This might be a bot, careful what links you click

[โ€“] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago

"Pretty sure that's a bot everybody, careful what links you click"

[โ€“] Donebrach 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m so glad I didnโ€™t have to grow up with โ€œa general school chat.โ€ Sounds like a fucking nightmare.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well it's a society discord, but there is like 700 people on it and they just posted in general

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That's...odd.

But then again smart phones weren't a thing when I was in school so most of this kinda stuff seems odd to me. I'm with the other guy, I'm glad I never had to deal with any nonsense resembling this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah 100%. School was hard enough pre-social media.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't fathom how anyone would enjoy being on a Discord server with more than a few dozen active users, and even then, more than a dozen or so active users at any given time. Above a certain threshold it just becomes noise.

Unless 97% of them never speak. Which, in my experience, is totally plausible.

Still. Weird way to do socials with schoolmates, imo. I would have expected students to self-select into smaller friend groups on Discord or TikTok or WhatsApp or Snapchat or whatever the hell people use now. Not coalesce into one giant digital town square. Not knockin' it, though. Seems like a neat idea.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I'll start. "Ah, someone got their account stolen"

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Fixing it thank you!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"FYI, some troll hacked your account and is posting stupid shit."

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Wow, I would never have the courage to do that."

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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whenever someone has a very traditional, conservative discourse online, I like to ask if their vision is based on movement. ๐Ÿฆ–

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I love this, this is really really good

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm really fond of this one... You can use it in so many contexts.

[โ€“] obrenden 22 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] SamuraiBeandog 18 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I can't tell you how much I care what you think. Thanks very much for sharing!

If everyone was as perfect as you, the world would be a very boring place.

Wow. Thousands of years, billions of humans. And I got lucky to find the one human who is the pinnacle of evolution, who possesses all knowledge, has unlocked the secrets of the universe. How did you achieve this? Please, tell me your secret.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Fosheze 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to fuck your dad and give him a child that he actually loves.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read it as a male and was confused for a few seconds.

[โ€“] Fosheze 8 points 11 months ago

I'm a guy too. It's a quote from a female streamer that has been passed around my friend group for a while.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not passive aggressive. That's just aggressive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Especially if he follows through. That's everything but passive ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"Let's change the subject."

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If it's a conservative or religious person trying to justify something:

"That's really interesting, why do you think --insert brief summary of their topic/first sentence-- ?"

Continue this until they realize they've either painted themselves into a corner or they realize I'm trolling them several monologues/pages later. It's the uno reverso card when they try wasting my time.

[โ€“] Soleos 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's not an insult, it's a specific form of trolling/harassment called sealioning.

[โ€“] graymess 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's really interesting. Why do they call it sealioning?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Cool! What are they for?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

For NFT specifically I'd link the olive garden NFT project and encourage people to mint those unlimited bread sticks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

None. I hate pass-aggro; I'd rather be dry (bald-on record) or upfront (plain aggro).

What I'd do in this case depends mostly on

  1. if I trust some person in power to handle this shit in a smart way. Either one in charge of the group or the school.
  2. how insistent the NFT scammer is.
  3. how much I care about other people in the group that might fall for the NFT scam.

For #2 and #3, on best hypothesis (no insistence + I don't care about others) I'd simply answer "not interested". However, get me motivated enough and I'll be rather colourful with language usage, to the best that the platform allows me. Such as:

As I already bloody said over and over and over and over, I do not want your NFT bullshit. "No" means "no" for anyone with basic reading comprehension, unlike you. Your NFTs have zero intrinsic value. You might be able to convince some goddamn morons to join your pyramid scheme, but I'm not doing it. Is this clear??? Stop insisting and fuck off.

Further links for anyone interested: [link associating NFT bullshit to pyramid schemes], [Wikipedia link explaining pyramid schemes] I heavily recommend you guys to read this before buying anything from this guy.

Followed by blocking the moron for the sake of my own sanity.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't see a reason to reply anything

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't see a reason to reply anything

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't see a reason to reply anything

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"You can do whatever you want"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

A lot of the people I encounter are hypochondriacs, and someone asked me if it was me being caring or me being passive-aggressive that I can be found telling them all the things they didn't know they might have. I paused for a moment and replied "...maybe."

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is AI asking this? Ahahaha

[โ€“] TheControlled 3 points 11 months ago

"gg git gud" but I only when I lose the match.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Late to the party but I recently saw one online that is now my favourite.

"You look like you drop regular loot when you're eliminated".

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