In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.
If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?
Switch to secret hyperjets!
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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Well what do we've got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
I think it's pronounced, " e-yeaw ".
The sound a wagoneer makes to get the horses going on a chuck wagon.
Fucking go already you fucking fuck!
Fire up the Quattro!
I'd put on my tiny shorts and stand in front of the view screen waving a chequered flag.
I don't know who you are ..... so this could either be very arousing, very strange or very disturbing
Por qué no los tres?
I've always been a fan of "Make it Go"
But I think I'd prefer what someone else here said "don't wait for my order, just move when we're ready."
I know I'm beign a sourpuss, but I hate how much of a thing modern Trek has made this.
That's it. I'd say that every time.
Allons-Y!
Crank it to 11.
If I'm feeling jinky I might go with Let's get out of here Scoob.
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I wouldn't have one.
It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they're ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say "go"?
That said, if it was some kind of required protocall, I'd pick a different silly term each time. Like "Banana Bread", "Pencil", or "Fuck off".
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I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.
It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.
The countdown starts when I say
'Computer, assume the position.'
"Let's Boogie, my dudes"
"Let's mosey"
Retreat!
"Let's throw some coal in the boiler"
"Slap her fanny and make her jump"
"Suck it, physics!"
Starboat go brrrrrrrr
"Begin!"
Everyone start making 'vroom-vroom' noises!
Make like a tree!
And get outta here
Give me warp in the factor of… 5, 6, 7, 8
"Today, helm" would be fun every time there was someone new
Gaan met die banaan!