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[–] comrade19 102 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Tofushopdriftin 7 points 11 months ago

This is the one

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[–] Delphia 65 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Whats money for if not to buy me things that will make me happy"

Bills, its for bills.

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[–] alquicksilver 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I recently heard my mid-70s mother use "YOLO." I was shook.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

YOLO as an excuse to do stupid shit is such a weird thing to me. You also only die once.

[–] Muspell 14 points 11 months ago

But I never died before so what could possibly go wrong?

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[–] Akareth 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

[–] EvilEyedPanda 8 points 11 months ago

As a musician this is both the best, and worst thing to hear!

[–] captainlezbian 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

After all why not, why shouldn’t I …

[–] RIP_Cheems 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My personal favorite is just simply "fuck it".

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[–] oleorun 17 points 11 months ago

"Hold my beer" comes to mind.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] SwiffyD 15 points 11 months ago

Welp looks like a problem for tomorrow's me.

[–] DarylDutch 14 points 11 months ago

It can't be that difficult.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here for a good time, not a long time

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Leroy Jenkins!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Follow up afterwards: it is what it is

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

No idea why or when I heard it but I like the risk/reward nature of it

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

"Fuck it" is the objectively correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

What's the worst that could happen?

completely rhetorical, doesn't actually consider what could go wrong

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

One more won't hurt

[–] LavaPlanet 11 points 11 months ago

Gotta die of something!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

"Witness me!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Hold my beer

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

What's the point in making money if I can't buy shit I want!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a problem for future-me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't need alcohol to have fun

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[–] randon31415 9 points 11 months ago

"Make America Great Again" while at the voting both.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That's a problem for future me

[–] Arthur_Leywin 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] sigh 9 points 11 months ago

It is what it is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Just send it!

[–] asg101 9 points 11 months ago

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[–] hiramfromthechi 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

"Gotta die sometime!"

also

"It is a good day to die"

The latter was originally inspired from Little Big Man, not Star Trek as you'd assume.

[–] Patawagon 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whats the worst that can happen.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I talked to my ex...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

"Either this goes well or it stops being my problem"

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 11 months ago

"Here I go again..."

[–] killeronthecorner 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I'll regret it if I don't"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Only one way to find out.

No matter what the outcome is always say "calculated"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

After careful consideration, I believe this is the least damaging option.

[–] cynar 7 points 11 months ago

We do not do it because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Hold my beer...

Also on a serious note coming from life is short quote, anything you thought it was a recent event check that again. I broke up with my fiance and it feels like I did it last year it has been 11 years. I lost my parents and it feels like it was yesterday it has been 9 years. I gave up and left everything behind and it has been 6 years. Don't get caught off guard when life slaps your in the face while you think you're some hot young person who has all the things in the world.

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[–] TheMightyDinkan 7 points 11 months ago
[–] nefurious_krankstar 6 points 11 months ago

line of coke

[–] duckington 6 points 11 months ago

"Might as well..."

[–] edythecullen 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Think about it this way, in a hundred years who's gonna care?"

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