this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] captainlezbian 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Worst case scenario I die”

But did you die?

[–] captainlezbian 4 points 1 year ago

Only a few times and not for that long

[–] Shapillon 1 points 1 year ago

The last one pairs very well with "What's the worst that could happen?"