I want that job please, sounds very chill to just be a human plate for a bit.
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First qualification is to be hot. Second qualification for this specific version is be an anthropomorphic cow.
As long as you meet all the requirements I'm sure this is an attainable dream for you.
(Also the fact that the cow has boobs instead of an udder is really bothering me more than it should)
furry logic doesnt always make sense
i'd say it always makes complete sense, it's just that the logic consists solely of "is this visually appealing/hot?"
I'll eat sushi off regular non-hot people as long as the sushi is good.
to be fair udders are not that much of a thing in the wild, it's really more something humans selectively bred cows to develop because it was useful for us.
There aren't really wild cows, though. The animal that was domesticated into the cow, the aurochs, is extinct. As far as we've been able to reconstruct, however, not even the aurochs had big fat anime tiddies.
...yes that's my point, the aurochs didn't really have udders, cows gained them as we domesticated them
That's disgusting, where?
Captain Laserhawk, apparently. Netflix
Holy cow, this is on Netflix? Jeez, maybe I need to broaden my search horizons
Well, if they had more officially licensed art like this, I'd be way more interested in purchasing whatever product they are trying to sell uwu
God I wish that was me
Today I was forced into the stark realization that cowgirl != cow girl.