this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mortal Kombat DLC looking good so far.

[–] Jerkface 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sub-zero really got his shit together.

[–] ours 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.

[–] Jerkface 2 points 8 months ago

There's no substitute for hands on experience.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bold words for someone that has no spine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Must be a politician.

[–] Diprount_Tomato -1 points 8 months ago

Nah, I'd say it's the opposite, quite spineless

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't have the courage to tell him to put it back since I would be spineless.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ok, you get your spine but and I keep your liver, deal?

[–] Diprount_Tomato 0 points 8 months ago

Albania moment

[–] asg101 2 points 8 months ago

Now we know where congresses spines all went.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] Mr_nutter_butter 2 points 8 months ago

Such a classic

[–] v_raton 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Was not expecting that, thanks for the giggle cx