this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the first day, the Lord said "let there be light rail".

[–] bappity 12 points 1 year ago

on the second day, the Lord said "Part suspended, minor delays on all lines"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally, a practical Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Your own practical Jesus...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stop citing it in modern English!
The King James Bible, Rod 4:20:

For, if thine carter forceth thee off his iron-wheeled carriage, as his serfs are patching the trail ahead, shout not in despair and come unto Me; for Mine Carriage hath no need for iron track. Let Me carry thou and thou will complete thine journey on soft, wide wheels. I will carry thou with not speed but determination, across roads and paths with bedding of clay, stone and rubble. Hesitate not, for Mine Carriage is soon to depart, and make thine way hastily to Its doors, which thou will swiftly locate, for I have given thou a sign as to what bearing thine steps must take.

[–] needthosepylons 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I smiled during the whole comment, a little breath away from depression, thank you :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, my favorite part of the Bible. 👍

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The people of the time were very confused by this talk of buses and railroads, but they wrote it down anyway.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And yea God said, "No Standard-Gauge railway shall have a track gauge of more than 1 435 mm."

And thus it was.

Amen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The wording was different back then (see my other comment)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Finally, a practical Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"I am the way and the truth and the life"