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Well AI might destroy mankind but at least we had this.
Worth it.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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At first I read it as "Weird Al might destroy mankind" and was extraordinarily confused π
He might! Would be one of my preferred endings.
Yeah, if we're going to go extinct anyway, we might as well have some fun doing it! You just KNOW Weird Al would be able to come up with a way of murdering us all so delightfully silly that we'd all enjoy it π
If it goes that way I win a bet
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Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
We did dare to be stupid.
People can say that AI art isn't art, but this is an artistic masterpiece.
Godzilla with the taco bell power-up
It's beautiful. I've looked at this for 5 hours now.
It's time dilation. You were so profoundly affected that, even though I only put it up two hours ago, it became five hours through pure passion.
Thats a Parks and Rec quote.
We seem to be past the brain cancer stage of AI development and into the shitpost stage.
This shitpost age gonna be the Golden Age I dare to say.
This is frame-able.
And itβs already getting memed
Should I be flattered or should Microsoft's AI be flattered?
I'm impressed how well the neural network immitated the dithering, seeing as it almost certainly had all 256Β³ colours available
Channelling Blue Γyster Cult:
Go Go Godzilla!
After seeing this:
No No Godzilla!
Godzilla shooting fire from its cloaca, beautiful
Talk about a shitpost
Godzilla ass destoroyah
go ahead and print this on some hoodies for sale please.
It exceeded every expectation. This is definitely gojira, it's a Mac 512k game, and he's giving a trademark radiation blast out his cloaca. What's not to like?
This is how the dinosaurs really went extinct.
I don't know... I tend to go with the Larson Theory of Dinosaur Extinction.
Lol the tiny dinos caught in His blast.
Must be destroying Mexico.
Can't be mexico coz it's not yellow
Not what I expect to see, but also not disappointed. π€£
AI is always exceeding expectations
Those 8-bit burritos will get you every time.
I'm getting slight Mecha Godzilla vibes.
But that image is just fabulous. Even Godzilla seems a bit at a loss from the situation.
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Godzilla, Taco Tuesday Ghost Pepper Edition
Planet Godzilla:
Godzillas living a peaceful live
One Godzilla takes a major fart
Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket
Has escape-velocity
Flies through space for a long time
Saves up his farts
Homes in on earth
Lands like a moon lander
Earth: Major news breaks out.Β
What could it be that just destroyed LA.
It might be an alien spacecraft.
It doesn't look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.
It is godzilla.Β
Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?
It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it's arse. It's like, ... It's like, ... a Fart-Zilla
Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses.Β
Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don't become fart-zilla.
I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video.Β
Just FYI, this is the part where you explain what the hell a 512k game is.
Old Macintosh computer, although it didn't have a color screen...
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Tactical Godzilla dragon queefs.
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