Better than this place in Sacramento, California. Just imagine trying to figure this out after a few drinks!
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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That's not bad. It would be a lot worse if Roger and Jessica were on the opposite doors.
I first interrupted it as that before thinking about it harder and realizing it wasn't. It's like having to do a triple take to take a leak
Don't interrupt me when im thinking!
Just add alcohol and hilarity ensues!
I idnt go to sha wrong badroom, I wash framed by a raabbish...
It's so inconsiderate to put a door knob on the Guys' door, knowing full well that they don't have arms.
Why the hell would you but put a doorknob on any public restroom door? That's unsanitary
How the fuck else do you lock it?
You don't. You lock the stall you're in.
You must be a woman because men's rooms don't have stalls.
Some doors are a push style that still have a lock cylinder, so it's possible!
locking the bathroom makes you miss out on the social connection
Ummm.... what? I don't get it
Girls have arms
Both are delicious.
Old Gregg, what do you have?
I got a man-gina!
I got bailey's in a shoe!
Wanna come to a club where people were on each other?
I'm guessing the mascot changed to add or remove arms, and then they replaced only one of the bathroom signs later for some reason.
When bathroom signs have different pictures on the Mens vs. the Ladies, the pictures are expected to demonstrate some difference between the people expected to use the bathrooms.
In this case, it makes it appear that the establishment is saying that women have arms while men do not. This is counter to what a person might expect, and it is this subversion of expectations that some people might find humorous.
I thought they were insinuating that guys don't use their hands to go to the bathroom, just free hosing at the urinal
I see guys at the urinal with both hands on their hips and I wonder how they do that without peeing in their pants. I assume they must have huge hogs that reach the urinal and rest on the bottom. Mine is more like one of those wacky sprinklers where the spray hoses flail around everywhere when you turn on the water. I have to use my hand to control it, or it turns into a freaking Gallagher show, and nobody signed up for that.
Assert dominance. Piss on the floor.
Hey fellas, is it feminine to have arms?
Bruh if anything, it's the fellas who should have arms. As a fellow bro, the only thing important to me are them guns 💪💪. Also, what are legs?
My penis is more important to me than my arms.
Guys could be a slice, sure, but girls would then be:
Pac-Man?
The missing part?
I've always been jealous that women have arms.
none pizza, left beef
Guys don't wash hands, easy one. Move on to the next screen.
I guess they could have kept the guys and gals only. It's not like we need to give the anthropomorphic pizza people genitals, right?