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I wonder how much TikTok is ~~paying him~~ donating to his presidential fund?

You can also fly it upside down during the entire presidency

Also, why does our hero have crotch abs?

"You sure, baby? There's a reason they're called 'stiffs'..."

The article actually says, "pope bombs". I find that annoying. Shouldn't "Pope" be capitalized?

Would it be worthwhile to run a q-tip through the engraved parts and collect DNA? Just for science?

"They come to me, tears in their eyes, and say Sir, you are the only one of Musk's assistants that wears makeup. It's the best makeup, everyone is saying it."

Making Elon Musk use a toddler as a human shield... priceless.

How's the drainage?

I thought that guy in red was from Star Fleet

Add a bit more plastic and it'll do for safety goggles. Right now it looks more "minion-y"