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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this a compliment??? Thanks??? I suppose??

[–] zammy95 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol idk if you're just rolling with the meme but yeah it would be used as a compliment, but it's unfortunately a very unintended double entendre here. I think the other meaning came from a peg board, and it's like a "I would have placed you..." thought. "I would have pegged you as burger kind of guy" for example, if someone orders a salad at a restaurant and you were surprised by that choice.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah I kinda forgot "peg" had any other meaning than the sexual activity

[–] zammy95 20 points 1 year ago

It definitely took me a minute in this context, I was very "what the actual fuck" at first.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's saying "I would assume that he's in his 70's". A better way to phrase it would've been "I would've pegged him to be in his 70's" but even that sounds dirty because we're all degenerates

[–] riodoro1 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, she clearly said she would’ve penetrated his anus with a strap on dildo when he was about 70 years old.

Don’t try to twist this very clear sentence because it makes you uncomfortable. Its a sex thing for her and you are kink shaming.

/s of course

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey now, I'm all for pounding some geriatric bussy but it's important to communicate in an unambiguous way. If you want to give a centenarian an express ticket to pound town via the prostate pagani then just say it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is probably the best and worst thing I've read in a while

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Completely forgot that "peg" has more meanings

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do it now if dude is down!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PRUSSIA_x86 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Death by snoo snoo, indeed.

[–] sock 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i feel like id be totally fine dying at 100 its a nice round age

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was only concerned about the roundness.

[–] sock 1 points 1 year ago

one could argue two zeroes is more round than one

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i think it might be time for me to go to sleep. this image is incomprehensible to me

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

just in case anyone is confused

"I would have pegged him at 70" means "I would have identified him to be 70 years old," however due to modern slang it appears to be saying "I would have used a strap-on in a sexual act with him 30 years ago."

Allegedly, the older use of "peg" comes from using a wooden peg to make a door not close properly, so you can come back later and gain entry illicitly.

The modern version is conceptually similar but a very different experience.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

goodnight buddy sleep well

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

cya tomorrow incendiaryperihelion at lemm.ee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't let the bed bugs peg you

[–] TheFonz 1 points 1 year ago

Unless you're in France atm. If that's the case, then you're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Damn, I wonder what he looked like in his 70s

[–] SVcross 16 points 1 year ago

So holesome