this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I use light mode

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Haha well I'm using green mode

[–] faltuuser 19 points 2 years ago

Fuck you... Took me little too long to realise.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] GlitchyDigiBun 6 points 2 years ago

Dammit I saw the loading placeholder on your comment for half a second and almost had a conniption.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin 17 points 2 years ago

I'm so glad I use black dark mode.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I waited for like a minute for the image to load

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 13 points 2 years ago

Guys it's not loading

[–] Brokensilence410 10 points 2 years ago

Ahhh, you got me. I waited like half a minute waiting for it to load. Good one.

[–] herrwoland 9 points 2 years ago

you got me there for a second! lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] GoldenSpamfish 5 points 2 years ago

mf I haven't used jerboa in days and I still feel for this

[–] mulcahey 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Is there a rule that all FOSS has to have a gross mascot? It's always a rodent or a lizard and never like a cute dolphin or something

[–] JusticeForPorygon 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I take it you don't know much about dolphins

[–] mulcahey 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

oh no are dolphins cancelled

[–] PossiblePast 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Dolphins are rapey as fuck. Never heard of a jerboa raping or using other species as fleshlights. +1 for jerboas.

[–] mulcahey 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sorry, but I need some more clarification here... Like how are we determining consent among dolphins and jerboas? How do we know one is being raped and the other is consenting?

[–] PossiblePast 1 points 2 years ago

I'm no wild life researcher but the sexual tendencies of dolphins are pretty widely reported. I'm gonna give jerboas the benefit of the doubt. I think intelligence plays a large factor in this and obviously dolphins are far more intelligent than a rodent.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 1 points 2 years ago

Always have been

[–] PencilPossessor 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I understand some rodents can be pesty, but like c'mon man, some rodents are downright cute AF, like capybaras, guinea pigs, etc and lizards.... Man lizards are cuuuute! Especially them leopard geckos, those smiles and tail wiggles!

Also, lemmings are cute AF what you on about? Google that shiz!

And the kangaroo mouse dude that I think Jerboa is based off is cute

[–] mulcahey -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sure, you can style a mouse or lizard to be cute. Disney does it all the time.

But... none of these icons are cute. So... what's the deal? Why?

EDIT: I'm jealous of all the people downvoting this who apparently have never had to deal with rodents

[–] c0mbatbag3l 6 points 2 years ago

Rodents are cute, sorry you don't like them.

[–] SomethingBurger 2 points 2 years ago

The XFCE mouse is super cute.