At press time, Boebert also warned her constituents that she planned to vape the entire time.
That is an amazing ending.
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For real. That did it for me 😂
"This isn't trashy enough to be a story about her."
gets to end
"There we go."
Man I hate to even joke about this but
I’m offended
She has that trashy trailer park look that I am ashamed to say is appealing. But im just so offended by her actions...
You mean the 1 really hot chick of the trailer park that made all the other girls look like nothing compared to her, but she was maybe like a 6 in the rest of the world?
If you've ever been to Rifle, Colorado, you'd realize your theory is close than you think. But I'd go 5, not 6...
FYI: Rifle is the unkempt armpit of the Western Slope.
I'm from Georgia. Grew up around too many examples. They always think really highly of themselves too.
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Is this where the line starts?
For coke and Bojobs!
I'm just upset I don't live in Colorado. She sucks, but I bet she does it good.
The offer was for a handjob, actually.
Meh, well I'll take what I can get.
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I didn't even realise this was the onion at first, thought it was an actual news article
The Onion has had to craft wildly ridiculous headlines to differentiate itself from the regular news, and sometimes it still seems questionable.
They’ve been on fire lately. Got me a few times too lol
Oh SHIT. Me too. I was like damn she is capable of doing something I like?!!? I was so conflicted! Thank goodness lol
(To be clear I'm not horny for her. I shop at a different market)
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You got onioned
"you ate the onion," in the parlance of our times.
I mean, the new job isn't working out; might as well go back to the old one.
Do you think she could jerk off two people in one motion with one hand, if they were sorted by height accordingly? Can she use both hands?
The Dick Jerk Theorem finally comes back around
Sorry for the potato quality but I think we've all had more than enough of his face in HD anyway
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Give me a Bobert in the Expendables 4 theater lol
i thought turning Lewinsky into a verb was a bit unfair, but with Boebert im all for it
The difference is that she is, herself, a public political figure. Lewinsky was not.
God she's hot! I am into dumb MILFs.
She's not really my type, but, if she tried to jerk me off at Beetlejuice and tried to follow me back to my room and my wife allowed it and she weren't such a shit heel, I wouldn't kick her out.
(I do want to comment about the picture being the standard "porn orifice" thing. Someone spent time picking that frame)
She looks like a very selfish lover though. Probably licks it a couple times while making a face, and calls it a blowie.
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Damn y'all is THIRSTY!
Guilty as charged. She's both terrible, and terribly sexy. I'm ashamed but nonetheless here we are.
Edit: I appreciate the cover, but you guys are overestimating my standards.
I don't see the sexiness. Narrow hips, fake boobs, vacant hateful stare. Her makeup is well done, but she doesn't do it herself.
It's the jizz guard glasses. Your mind is playing tricks on you by superimposing her kinda ugly mug on unto the extensive catalog of porn stored in your memory.
You know, as someone without a penis, I just don't think I trust her to do a good enough job to get it done.
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You know it's bad when you come from /c/all and think this is real before realizing this is the Onion. A bit offensive, really.
This one had to be printed and strategically placed in the congressional cloakrooms
I posted this in a thread, but I need to comment about the picture being the standard "porn orifice" thing. I'm not sure I understand it, but I also don't understand the red lipstick either. Both are part of it though.
No matter what, someone spent time picking that particular frame.
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