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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She would nail this role, as she always does.

I’ll also never forget that Musk looks like Kathy Bates. She wore it first.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

He's just a cheap knockoff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And better!

[–] citrusface 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is insulting to Kathy Bates

[–] meco03211 23 points 1 year ago

The hell it is. This is such high praise of her acting abilities. I'd love to see her in this role.

[–] ummthatguy 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The resemblance is uncanny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.

[–] EtherWhack 1 points 1 year ago

Only above and below the waist

[–] Custoslibera 24 points 1 year ago

Great actress, she would be brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Its an insult to Kathy Bates to compare looks, however she is a very good actor and i would love to see her do it.

[–] Ghostalmedia 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The sequel to The Social Network had better have Kathy Bates wrestling Jesse Eisenberg in a backyard octagon, smothered in Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hear me out: Kathy Bates as Elon, Kathy Griffin as Zuck.

[–] Apeman42 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jim Rash watching from the sidelines as Bezos?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I desperately want this to be real now. He would be so hilariously perfect.

[–] ummthatguy 5 points 1 year ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, to Twitter employees he's already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:

Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns ~~Dunder Mifflin~~ Twitter? Right? I mean, ~~Sabre~~ X? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in ~~Tallahassee~~ Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need you to interpret all news stories like this for me. This is much more palatable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

im-doing-my-part-kid.gif

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, once the strike is resolved she's got to finish Matlock first. But hey, she's Kathy Bates, she could probably knock off the Elon biopic in a long weekend.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That one scene where she hobbles the Twitter servers...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh yeah, and the next scene where she denies Starlink to Ukraine, hobbling a counter-offensive.

And the one where she challenges Jesse Eisenberg as Zuckerberg to a cage match, but his mother (played by Meryl Streep) intervenes so her precious baby doesn’t lose a sissy-slapping contest in public.

I’ll be so disappointed if this movie isn’t released in a year or so.

e: extra ‘in’

[–] pronked 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've started downvoting everything about this turd. He doesn't deserved to be discussed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Except in this one instance where it would be delicious

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wasn't that the hospital?

Uh, you ever see the movie Misery?

Actually, no.

Then this'll all be new to you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but that picture on the left is Hyacinth Bucket, pron. Bouquet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just standing still looking at her watch she's got too much talent to be able to dumb it down enough to be Elon.

[–] LEDZeppelin 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Next up: EelOn preemptively sues Kathy Bates

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If only his life was interesting. You could make a movie about his empire and the brilliant people he bought though. Gwynne Shotwell is killing it at spacex.