When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”
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Why do you think the dog was complicit with the distraction tactic
If your husband and son both agree it's a nice stick, I gotta side with them on this one.
Now the question is...
Is it a sword stick, a gun stick, or a magic staff stick?
Asking the real questions!!!
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Sticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that's something special. You take that baby home.
10-year-old me feels called out lol. But you know what? If your kid likes a stick that was free instead of wanting something that costs hundreds of dollars? Quit your bitching and just tell them it's a nice stick.
I wouldn’t say she reached the level of “bitching’, just understandably quizzical. Aren’t you curious about things sometimes?
There is a very nice stick near the door that my son found. It’s a good stick.
It's the legendary sword!
Not a boy or man, and I have a REALLY good stick I found in middle school, 26 years ago. And some other pretty good sticks to. Everyone loves a good stick
So you're a... dog?
Least sexist Reddit... wait
It's the primal lizard brain seeing it as a good weapon for defense or hunting. Put a sharpened rock on the end of the stick and now it's a spear!
Put 2 stones on it and it becomes a sword
Daughter has collected sticks since she could walk. They are all special and unique and can't possibly be disposed of.
Dude, I don’t understand how a guy could not appreciate a nice stick.
If you want to understand the personality of your son, hand him a stick and then watch what his imagination transforms it into
it's likely our wrists evolved to bend side-to-side because our ancestors fucking loved swinging sticks around so much.
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The first tool.
STICKS
Quick, check the genitals for an explanation!
Sticks can be fun for lots of reasons. If your son likes that stick, just let him have it imo.
This is me on any hike.
I have one saved from my son in my trunk .... and my entryway.... and a closet.... maybe more? Do other people actually do this shit?
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I kiss my stick, it's my stick, you can't pick up my stick, keep your mitts off my stick.
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I found a giant stick in school 3 years ago it's still in my room to this day lol
They both have autism
These boys will be boys memes are the dumbest things around. I wish they'd die off.
Sounds like someone doesn't like sticks
They just don't get it.
I found a good stick and put it in my shed. Later my wife found it and agreed that it was a good stick.
Sticks are great, that's why I hate these boys will be boys memes. It's pointlessly gendered
Everybody loves a nice stick!
Stick!
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